𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘. HxH x KNY

10.

ˑ༄ؘ ۪۪۫۫ ▹▫◃ ۪۪۫۫ ༄ؘ ˑSeason 1, Episode 5 of HxH ˑ༄ؘ ۪۪۫۫ ▹▫◃ ۪۪۫۫ ༄ؘ ˑ

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠:

-𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲/𝐂𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠

-𝐀 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

༄ؘ Boys x will x be x pigs ༄ؘ

"Gosh darn where the hell are these pigs!? Also who the hell are- woah hey there babe," Leorio flirted with a certain someone, "Calm down old man, I think we already found the pig, it's you! Look at the way you are looking at that girl! You're drooling! What a pig you are," Killua scoffed. Leorio grunted at the boy and began screaming at him. "Shut the hell up! And for the last damn time I'm 19! Oi, Gon how about you use your super doggy smell," Leorio suggested as Gon nodded his head. He sniffed the air as he began walking into a random direction.

Everyone started following Gon to where he was supposed to be sniffing out some pigs, then he found a slide hill. They all looked down the hill as Gon smiled. Gon jumped and landed on his bum and slid down the miniature mountain. "What the?" Leorio questioned, Killua shrugged "I don't know what he just did, but that was cool!" Killua yelled as he followed Gon.

Nezuko was curious, where did they go? she thought, then it hit her. Wait, she thought!? But she was such a clueless demon and she had the guts and energy to think!? Nezuko shook her head furiously and jumped down with them. All she knows is that Ron? Ro? What was his name again? Whatever, all she knew was that those kids were going down there aimlessly, well aimlessly in her eyes.

"Kya! Why are they just doing that!? Oh boy what if they get hurt?" Mitsuri yelped. Leorio, Kurapika, and Tonpa only shook their heads in disbelief, "They are just numbskulls but hey they are doing the dirty work for us, maybe Gon at least did something meaningful instead of goofing off with that lame ass kid," Leorio scolded. Mitsuri felt sad for Gon despite her not being the one he insulted. Still that's harsh. Mitsuri was about to slide down to them as she well, tripped and oof. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She screamed tumbling over and over.

"Sucks to be her," Tonpa joked as Leorio just watched the whole thing play out. "Well at least I have a nice view!" Leorio giggled as Kurapika smacked him three times. "Killua is right you are a pig, how immature for a 19 year old," Kurapika said as he jumped as well, 'The fucking bitch, I'll get that whore,' Leorio thought as Tonpa just laughed.

"Oh fuck you, you oversized balloon," Leorio scoffed jumping back down, as he slide he could feel the rocks scraping under his legs, damn they were bumpy alright. He was afraid they were going to tear his pants and those stupid weirdos will make fun of him for it. How childish. Right before he was going to complain how bumpy the hill is he collided with a little someone's back. "What the hell? Why the heck did you all stop?" Leorio grunted.

Killua was just as pissed just as much as Leorio was. "I don't know, how about we ask Gon here, I almost got hurt because of you Gon, and this chick right here is ruffling my damn hair," Killua hissed. Gon didn't care what those two had to say to him, instead he was focusing on something else right now and that was looking at the pigs. "There, right there can you see them," Gon whispered as everyone looked to where Gon was pointing, their eyes lit up well except for Nezuko's and Leorio laughed.

"Holy Moley Gon! You've hit the jackpot, I knew you could- ack!" Leorio screamed as everyone tumbled over. Gon laid on the floor, Killua laid on top of Gon and Nezuko leaned onto Killua (You already know). Tonpa laid on top of Leorio as he was giggling nervously. "You balloon!" Leorio screamed. "Ugh you witch stop touching me!" Killua screamed. Nezuko didn't seem to care, this was just like how Yushiro acted towards Nezuko when she tried to pat his head. "G-guys how about we all calm down?" Mitsuri questioned as everyone just looked at her and shook their heads.

"Mitsuri is right, if we are too loud we'll draw attention," Kurapika suggested as Gon got up dusting the dirt of his clothes and everyone else again did the same. They all walked towards the pigs and hid behind the bushes. They saw the pigs and oh boy they were big all right, they also had huge noses and appeared to be eating something.

Leorio took a closer look at what the pigs were doing and his eyes and eyebrows went straight up to his forehead. "WHAT THE HELL!? THEY ARE MOTHER FLIPPING CARNIVORES!" Leorio screamed, this caused the pigs to look away from their meal and turned towards them. "Oh my lord, you just had to scream didn't cha?" Killua scolded him. Then the pigs started charging at them like boars.

"Kya!" Mitsuri screamed as she unleashed her blade and went to go fight the beast, "Mitsuri don't do it!" Kurapika yelled. "Yo! Gon you grab that mochi hag and I'll take the witch! Got it?" Killua said to Gon as he nodded. Killua picked up Nezuko and gave her a piggyback ride. Nezuko was confused by the situation so she just rolled with it.

''Second- ' right before Mitsuri was going to do her breathing technique someone had pulled her away, she felt the collar of her white shirt being tugged on as she was being pulled away, 'huh?' she thought, the grip was firm as steel until she looked up to who it was, kya! It was Gon himself. He pulled Mitsuri away from the beastly creatures as everyone began to run away. 'What strength for a child his age, just like me heh,' Mitsuri thought.

"Huh, Gon, what a gentleman but if you just let me go I'll be able to defeat the demon," Mitsuri yelped, but Kurapika shook his head. "No one can miss! You'll get hurt right away if you try to fight at least one of them," Gon explained. As he ran while almost choking Mitsuri. 'Oh gosh he is just too cute!' Mitsuri smiled at her though as her cheeks began to turn pink.

'Just like in those romance stories, kya! ' Mitsuri giggled at her hopelessly romantic thoughts. She was super childish for her age yet she didn't care enough to even respond to those judging her. Gon pulled Mitsuri to where all the rest of his friends were. They all were near some fruit trees. "Guys I've gotten her!" Gon laughed. He soon let go of Mitsuri as she turned around to face them, "Erm, I'm deeply sorry for such trouble I had caused you all please forgive me," Mitsuri bowed. She looked up to everyone not even caring about her apologies instead they were focused on something else.

The pigs were still chasing after them nonstop, they were stubborn and had a lot of pride within their fat. Until one of the pigs bumped into a tree. A fruit fell on top of their foreheads as it winced in pain. Little did they know Gon watched it all happen. "Guys! I know a way to defeat them!" Gon said, "All we have to do is hit their weak point, which is their foreheads!" Gon said as he started running towards the pigs, he jumped real high and landed on the rim of the pigs back, he grabbed his fishing rod and whacked the pig's fragile head.

*BONK!

Right there and then the piggled toppled over lying dead on the ground. "Kya! Good job Gon!" Mitsuri squeaked, "Yeah you did amazing let me try! Take Nezuko for me please!" Killua shouted as he ran towards Gon, sliding Nezuko off his back, plopping her on the floor, shoving her to Gon. Killua dashed straight to another pig and kicked it's forehead. The pig copied the last pig's moves, falling into the surface of the earth and dying.

"Easy as a piece of chocolate cake!" Killua said grinning, he had a lot of pride for his age, sometimes his friends wonder how no one lectured him for that. "Ai! Congrats Killua!" Mitsuri said, blushing. Killua laughed and went to pick up his pig and began walking back to the mansion.

"Jesus Christ I guess we have to get our own pigs huh?" Leorio asked, as everyone just shook their heads and began striking at the pig's foreheads, there they were off hunting wait, isn't that what hunters do? Nevermind.

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