"NO MORE OXYGEN FOR YOU" mr O'hare screamed at me
I guess this is what I get for admitting to my love for him, but how will I live now without him (and air i guess lol i'm finna die)
I am escorted out of his office by his sexy ass body guards Morty and Mcgurk. I kiss them both on the cheek before using my super speed to get to some kids granny's house to find out how to get oxygen before i fucking die and can never confess to my love of any greasy haired dwarfs ever again.
the old bitch told me a long ass story about something called "plants" and a "lanky capitalist" and specifically requested i get her a "marijuana" plant idk she said it made the best oxygen and then winked after???
i once l again used my super speed and got to the onceler's house (it wasn't hard to get out the gate considering o'hare wanted me gone😔) where i got caught in a bucket (wasn't the first time *wink wink*
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the onceler's great love trapezoid
Fanfictionall you want is to plant a tree but you end up finding love (and sharing saliva with the onceler's juicy, luscious mouth)
