"Po we've decided to divorce you..." lil naz said. "What why?" Po said, he was drunk out of his mind last night when he killed the baby, Shrek Jr. "You killed Shrek Jr." I replied the memories still fresh in my mind. "Because you were a horn dog." I added. "I am not!" "And I'm not a murder" he defended. "I thought I loved you Po." I shoved his bag of belongings to his chest. "Go." Naz said practically pleading. "Fine but I don't regret it." Po said before finally leaving. I started to cry into naz's chest. "It's okay hot green baby butt cheek." He reassured me. "We don't need his phat panda cheeks anymore, because all I need is yours thicc momma." I blushed. "Thanks hot rapper montero king yuh."
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Shrek x Po
FanfictionShrek x Po from kung fu panda Po is hurting Shrek is dealing with divorce They cope together 🥴💔💔😳😣😓😮💨
