Y/N and Akira slowly open the door as the smell of burgers and fries hit their faces. "W-W-WOW" Y/N yelled. Akira nods, "never been in a restaurant, Y/N?". Y/N, still amazed by the McDonald's food smiled, "I-I-I-I-I- h-have, b-b-but, m-m-moby u-usually makes h-his own food s-so Tim doesn't go off spending his bobux on the McDonald's Pokémon happy meals". Akira sighs, "'moby'? 'Tim'? What kind of- you know what, nvm, lemme order ig" Akira stated as he walked up to the bar. There they both stared at a fire like man. He had glasses, and he was indeed quite handsome 🤪‼️‼️ (Sona's note: LORD LMAO) (arus note, I CSNT BREATH HAJSHAH)
It stared back at them. Y/N, obviously on the verge of taking a big ol piss in their pants stated, "U-U-U-U-UM..H-h-h-h-h-hello..?". The fire man stared at Y/N but not long before he bit his lip and said "SHEEEESH, Hey besties, what would y'all like 😆😆😆💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻". Y/n took a breath in before putting her fingers together cutely and saying "A-a-a-a-a frozen duck with no seasoning 🥺🥺". Akira with his hot ass emo self looked at Y/N like they were on insane amounts of crack and responded
"Boy🐿what🐿the🐿hell🐿boy🐿⁉️". Y/n replied anxiously, "no salt either. Just it's dead car please 🤗🤗, salt is just so spicy😖😥".Akira and grillby stood there and started crying obnoxiously. "ARE U FUCKING WHITE 😀🕶🤏🏻" (arus note, we using so many emojis 💀) (Sona's note, YEAH IK LMAOOO) Grillby shreiked as he slammed his gay pride flag on the table. Akira, clearly embarrassed, looked at Y/N with disgust but calms himself down and looks at grillby, all emo like and says "I'll take the corpse husband special please ⛓🥀" as he rolled his eyes. Y/n and akira grabbed their food and took a seat at the counter, "a-a-akira, I'm 2'3 I can't reach the top of the seat,,, can you help me 🥺." (Sona's note, anime romance protagonist be like) Cried y/n as they tugged at Akiras sleeve. Akira, obviously bouta slap a hoe, grabbed Y/N by the hair and throws them onto the seat "Sit down with yo white acting ass" Akira sighs. Y/N with sweat dripping from their hands sighs and thinks "wh-wh-wh-what a ts-ts-ts-tsundere 🥺". Akira and Y/n eat their food in quiet, y/n struggling to hold the utensils because their sleeves are too long. They finish their food and are about to head out the door when a tall skeleton figure runs into the restaurant and upto y/n. Y/N, startled, shits their pants a little, looks at the tall skeleton. "W-wh-who-a-a-are y-y-you?!". "Nye heh heh...my wonderful head..." the tall skeleton complains as he tries to balance himself once again. Once he regains his will to live, he locks eyes with Y/N

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Cock and ball torture
RandomTHIS IS A JOKE I MADE WITH MY COUSIN Plz don't take it seriously Btw my name is Sona and my cousins name is Aru. Anyways: cock and ball torture is about Y/N (Sona's note: ugh that bitch-) being well, just Y/N. They're 18 now and they be failing s...