You sigh as the alarm clock in your room would not stop buzzing in your ear. Angrily you stomp it's guts out until it stops. "T-T-T-T-T-That'll t-t-t-t-teach you g-g-g-grrrrrr" you say all COCKy and shit. Anways uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....oh yeah sorry, lol XD. Anyways, you just turned 18 but your still in highschool as a freshman. (XD YOU SUCK LOLZZZ GET UR GRADES UP Y/N)
Anyways since this is your 1000000000 time at this school, ig u can say u ain't really happy bout goin' back. I mean you do prefer writing a whole 200 page fanfic about an anime character who isn't real instead of doing your literature essays. (*looks at the screen menacingly*) But as you suck it up you take your sweat shirt and sweat pants and change into them while dragging yourself down stairs.As you reach the kitchen your dad, moby, looks at you funny. "Beep?" He asks you in disappointment. "I-I-I i-I'm sorry, I-I-I won't f-fail th-this time!" You say as you put your itty bitty fingers together. Moby shakes his head and sighs. "Beep beep beep beep" he replies and goes back to cleaning the dishes as the nice and humble robot parent he is.
Your other father Tim walks into the room from the garage covered in sut from working on mobys a new $70,000,000 250 GTO car. "Oh hey moby~ I can't wait to play with your circuits again ;)" Tim says looking at moby not noticing you stuffing your face with toast..."beautifully"?- "BEEB-" moby beeps flustered and concerned at the same time. Tim look at y/n and says "COUGH* oh hi there hunny what's up :), oh don't mind me and your father you know we're just playing around" Tim winks at moby.
Y/N was confused af. (Honestly who wouldn't be, your gay dads are flirting in front of you). Moby's face, flushed red looked back at the dishes. Tim stared at Y/N for a little bit. "Don't fail school, or else I'm going to have to expose you to my viewers on my website ;(". Tim says looking really disappointed. Y/N sighed. "Y-yes f-father". Before Y/N could say anything else, there was a honk in front of their house. "O-oh th-the b-bus!" With the toast in Y/N's mouth, they ran out the door, running and flaying their arms like an anime girl. And with a "sudden surprise" they tripped over thin air onto the bus. With everyone staring at them, they pulled up their hoodie.
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Cock and ball torture
RandomTHIS IS A JOKE I MADE WITH MY COUSIN Plz don't take it seriously Btw my name is Sona and my cousins name is Aru. Anyways: cock and ball torture is about Y/N (Sona's note: ugh that bitch-) being well, just Y/N. They're 18 now and they be failing s...