⫷"OK I ASKED FOR A CARAMEL FRAPPE AND YOU GAVE ME A MOCHA! WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER!?" I exclaimed. Let me introduce myself, the wonderful, marvelous, amazing Karen! As you can see, I was going through a very terrible crisis. I know, they had the worst service ever. I had to go talk to their manager. Anyways, back to me! I feel like everyone hates me sometimes, even though I am a strong and independent woman. "If only...... there was someone who understood me," I thought to myself. I couldn't sleep that night, but I could still eat. So of course, I decided that I would go to "Starbucks" the next morning. I mean come on, you don't need sleep, you just need coffee.
⫷I got out of bed after another sleepless night.
⫷"At Least my glasses will cover these dark circles. I almost look like a gorilla," I chuckled. I packed my LA Colors palette, my iPhone 6, and my coupons. I also made sure to grab a physical copy of Toon Town online on CD RAM(just in case). I looked at the picture of Cheese for reassurance. I could see it all again. (Flashback)
⫷"Karen! Come here, honey," I could remember her voice.
⫷"Yes, Mommy," My eyes fixed on the flashback of my childhood.
⫷"We need to talk. It's about Cheese, your dog." She looked over at me.
⫷"Did he track mud in the house? I can clean it up. I just taught him some new tricks." I blurted out any reason not to lose my beloved dog.
⫷"No baby, we just can't afford it anymore. We have to sell cheese." I still remember him being savagely ripped out of my arms. That was all it took for me to become a rebellious child. Ever since then, everyone left. I was just too repulsive.
⫷RING! RING! My phone rang. I could feel myself slowly slipping out of the nightmare. Beep! I declined the call before even checking to see who it was.
⫷"Starbucks, I need Starbucks". I jumped in the car like a sumo wrestler and drove away. I saw something swinging from the trees. Could it be, my Ex-husband Bob?
⫷"That's not good," I proclaimed as I started driving faster. I stumbled out of the car like a beached whale. Then I tried to run, but I just hobbled because I'm overweight. Then this large hairy man opened the door for me, thinking I was not an independent woman. So I said,
⫷"I can open the door myself, you big rat!"
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Hairy Hearts
HumorGorilla leaves the jungle hoping to make new friends. Soon he meets Karen, the definition of evil, in a new place called Starbucks. But after tragedy strikes, will these hateful Homo sapiens be able to work together and escape?
