○《 All people mentioned in this chapter are amazing. This is just for fun. We do not believe any of these people would kidnap a gorilla. Thank you. 》○
⫷As I thought of what kidnapped may be, my puzzled brain noticed something. I caught a glimpse of a man. He had a head like the ripened pear of sweetness but a hairy chin like gorilla.
⫷"It can't be!" I wasn't sure why she was so surprised. How could it not be if it was be???
⫷"He's a manipulative multicellular organism," she added, " He's going to force us to do a twenty-four hour challenge!" I wasn't sure what most of that meant, but whatever she was saying, certainly was not good for me and the big woman.
⫷Then she said " MR BEAST"! He revealed his face. He wasn't very beastly. He was just some guy. A weird flying plate zoomed in.
⫷"How does it fly without wings," I asked stupidly.
⫷"And more importantly, why are you doing this," Karen questioned.
⫷He then spoke with tasteful words " Hey guys I just needed money to buy the PS5s for my next giveaway".
⫷She was flabbergasted and then said "How could you do this".
⫷"It was very simple actually. All I had to do was tell Chandler to grab the first people he saw. And well, that was easy." The beast man said, angering me.
⫷I said "OUOOHHHUOOAAAHHUU". As one does.
⫷ "If you have our money why do we have to stay here," Karen asked. She was on a roll. Like a beautiful gorilla detective.
⫷"The longer you stay, the more you get" he stated plainly.
He offered chocolate bars, concert tickets, money, and even teslas(And other things I don't know about). My dum dum gorilla pea brain was overwhelmed. I began to sweat out of my eyes. What was this feeling? Sadness, grief, anger, passion? No.
⫷Fear.
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Hairy Hearts
HumorGorilla leaves the jungle hoping to make new friends. Soon he meets Karen, the definition of evil, in a new place called Starbucks. But after tragedy strikes, will these hateful Homo sapiens be able to work together and escape?
