Aphmau One Shots

diary pt 1 ⚠️(you'll see why.)

"Come onnn!! Garroth has to have something! He's too innocent! Damn man he's good at hiding his porn.." dante said as he dug under garroths bed.

"Dante! We shouldn't be looking through his stuff! Plus garroth probably doesn't even have any porn or anything! He's a good guy!" Laurence said trying to pull dante out of the room and failing.

"Come on dude. I know your curious!" Dante said tapping the floor boards.

"AH HA!! LOOSE FLOOR BORD! Now less see what your hiding garroth ro'meave.." dante cheered as he pulled up the lose floor board happily, and he was pleasantly surprised to find a skinny box in the floor confirming Garroth had something under the floorboards. He quickly pulled the box out and set it on the bed despite Laurence's protests.

"Dante put it back!" Laurence said angrily.

"No. Now let's see." Dante said pulling the lid off the wide but short box. Apparently it was on its side when in the floor.

Inside the box was a spiral back lined notebook. A binder full of pictures. And 2 play boy bunny magazines that dante had given garroth for Christmas. Mostly as a joke. One full of women and one with men. It's not like dante knows what garroth likes nor was he one to judge.

"Ohhh~ a diary! Oh! I thought the he threw these out! Hehe. Garroth I knew you weren't as innocent as people said!" Dante cheered happily as he opened the notebook to read what was inside.

"Dante you pice of shit!" Laurence yelled snatching the notebook from dante as garroth walked in the room without Laurence noticing.

"This is garroth's private stuff! You do not! Read his dairy! You do not pull up his floor boards just to find some dirt on him! And you do not! Repeat! Do not be a asshole about him being respectful and not showing his porn to the world!" Laurence yelled at dante but dante wasn't looking at Laurence, he was looking at garroth in the doorway who Laurence still has yet to notice.

"Oi! Look at me when I'm talking to you..." Laurence turned to see what dante was looking at only to find garroth with a shocked face. "Oh! Uh garroth this isn't what it looks like! You see dante was looking in your room for proof that you weren't innocent which is really dumb and uh-" Laurence started to ramble as to not anger the kind blonde.

"Laur it's ok. I saw enough to know what's going on. Dante. Get out of my room before I beat you to a pulp." Garroth said angrily walking up to dante who took off out of the room in fear.

"I thought you threw those out garroth. Guess not~" dante added before taking off out the door.

"Tch. Well it's rude to throw out gifts." Garroth said picking up the photo album.

"Uh, here. I believe this is yours." Laurence said handing the notebook to garroth.

"T-thanks.. you didn't r-read any of it did you?" Garroth said taking the notebook from Laurence and holding it close to his chest.

"No no no. I would never! Dante tried to though." Laurence said nodding his head to the door where dante had left through." Maybe you should find a better place to put your stuff." Laurence suggested."

"Yeah... maybe. Thanks again.." garroth said grabbing the box and putting it all back.

"Yeah no problem! Now excuse me for I must go kick the ass of that blue basted." Laurence said making garroth Laugh.

"Hahahaha! Watch your mouth!" Garroth said continuing to giggle the way that always made anyone's heart rise. All Laurence could do was stare at the adorableness of his best friend.

"Oh! Uh! Well I gotta go. See ya! Hide your stuff better! Bye!" Laurence said taking off out the door.

"Oh! Yeah. Bye... I love you..." garroth said but Laurence was already down the stairs and too far to hear him.