"You've never had sex, but you're pregnant. So, you're like.. the Virgin Mary?" The talk show host questioned, furrowing his eyebrows.
"Well, actually, my name is Lily." I shrugged, causing the audience to erupt in laughter. I faked a smile at the reaction to my awful joke.
I looked down at the small bump growing in my stomach as a memory from two months before crossed my mind.
"No one can know that I did that!" he yelled, pointing to my stomach.
"Then who is supposed to have done it?!" I yelled back.
"Nobody!" he groaned, turning his back to me.
Little did he know that I would take him very, very literally.
So that's how I ended up sitting in the view of thousands of people watching their televisions as I answered questions about how in the world I, a "virgin", could be carrying a child inside of me.
Thanks, Ashton.
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virgin mary || ai
Fanfiction"you've never had sex, but you're pregnant? so, you're like... the virgin mary?" "actually, my names lily."