Multiverse: Deadpool

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"Now Let's see- AH FUCK NOT YOU-" Before The Orb could finish, He was Knocked Out.

Meanwhile with The Group.

"Hmm... Why do I have a feeling of something?" Said Qrow as He shrugs it off as Music Starts to Play 'Can you feel the love tonight'.

"Huh?"! Said Tai, Ghira, Yang, Sun, Coco,

"Oh I love this song~ it's when we first had S-" Kali was interrupted by Blake. "MOM!"

"YO" yelled a Voice as Everyone looks around.

"Over here!"

Everyone turned to see The screen Of Deadpool with a Robe On Him.
"Why Hello!"

"Blimey..What's is happening-" said Velvet

"Oh What's happening Is that's I'm Here Now, My Sweet Little Sugar Bunny," Deadpool said as He Winks.

Velvet eyes widened as she stops moving because of shock.
"WOAH!" yelled Coco as She snaps fingers in front of Velvet eyes but it didn't work.

"H-How is this possible?..." Asked Ruby.

"Oh Well Little Rose, Here's the Thing, I'm known everywhere in every fucking Multiverse Reaction Books, Especially When It's RWBY Cause Arc Here is So Over Used..." DeadPool said as He points at Jaune.

"Waaaaa..." said Jaune.

"Exactly... Now I know To Be the Merc With the Mouth... Also Hey Ice Babe.." DeadPool Winks at Winter.

"I...I...I....I." Stutters Winter.

"Woah... damn..." Qrow Chuckles.

"Damn Indeed , Don't Worry, Qrow For I am you in this book, Especially When I had my fun with My Sexy Winter's Hot Ass..." DeadPool Said as He chuckles.

"YOU!" Yelled Weiss.

"Oh Shut it, Ice Queen Jr..." Said DeadPool.

"Now I Knocked Out the Ball of Shit Because I didn't want to wait for him to Show My Beautiful self in the 900 chapter of this book..." DeadPool said as He glared at the Author. "Oh Readers, Don't worry about you, Worry about the Writers" Deadpool said.

"Wait Writers?!" Yelled Yang.

"Oh nothing to worried about, Little Dragon, Especially When's it to comes to the Mysterious Fourth wall..." DeadPool said.

"Also Listen You fucking Author NameRipoff Of Optimus Prime and Thorin Oakenshield, I don't want to deal with you making saying this, SO BUZZ OFF!" DeadPool yelled as He put the Middle Finger at the Author of this Book.

"OH YEAH?!" yelled a Voice.

"HELL YEAH!" DeadPool Yelled as He pull out a Gun and Shoots the Ceiling as A Sound Of Body falling to the ground was hearded.

"Oh my god...." Whispers Nora.

Everyone else was shock of what just happened in front of them as they don't know who was the other person that's was talking.

"Sorry about that You Guys! I was in the heat of the moment" Deadpool chuckles.

"What the Fuck....." Mercury said finally.

"Well I know when this is all over you will all mysteriously forget Alll of this, But Not you my beautiful fans" Deadpool look at the Readers.

"Winter, Baby, Daddy's gotta make you scream tonight" Deadpool said as Winter Passed out while Qrow Coughs Up and Laughs.

"That's Too MUCH information!" Yelled Tai.

"Oh? Not like you fuck My Baby Sis hard in the Night? When we all lived in the same house for Months after Graduating Beacon?" Deadpool said While Reading "RWBY: History" as He turns a page.

Tai eyes widened as He had his mouth open in shock.

"The Better Question is why You Fucks Messed Up On One Job IN SECURITY AT BEACON!" Yelled Deadpool.

"I....uh....uh....." Jaune Stutters while Ironwood, Glynda, Narrow their eyes at The Screen.

"Oops Spoilers! Ah Fuck The People Who Made Penny Die! Again!" Deadpool said while he stands up and Loaded a Gun.

"Died?!" Yelled Pietro and Ironwood as Penny eyes widened while Ruby had tears built up in her eyes.

"Fuck Spoilers again! alright gotta call in the MIB" Deadpool said as He grabs his phone and type in a number while Ruby was hugging penny and sniffing.

"Hello?"

"Agent J, Gotta Need the Mind Wipey Wipey!" Deadpool sings To the Call.

"Fine..." The Call Ended.

"Okay This Is Just Fuck up as Hell!" Yelled Mercury as He look at everyone then Suddenly People In Black Suits and Black Glasses arrived through the Screen.

"Who the Fuck are you?" Asked Roman Torchwick.

"Hello I'm Agent J. Can you all look here Please?" Said Agent J while Grabbing the Audience attention.

"Oh No... It's a FUCKING Mind wi-" before Mercury could finish The White Flash Of Light Erased of their Memorys from 20 minutes ago.

"Okay Now The Merc With the Mouth was having a Good talk with ya'll about the Multiverse, Folks, " Agent J said as He leaves with the rest of the Man In Black Agents.

"Ah SEE Ya Later Will Smith!" Deadpool called out.

"You OWE ME ONE! POOL!" Yelled Back Agent J as He completely Left.

"Ah, Don't you love the Favorites? Now Well I gotta Go Now Cause Old Author is making his way here but first....." Deadpool jumps out of the screen and Grabs Winter Unconscious Body. "I gotta have some Fun Tonight!" Deadpool said as He leaves with Her body as The Audience Eyes Widened Until....

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To be continued . . .

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