👀| bnha x reader crackfic/textfic

late night therapy 🧘

(takes place after the festival)

[U/N]

Iida, my guy, my buddy, my chum, my pal, it's 3am, why are you online-?

[RobotDad🤖]

I can't sleep is all, sorry for worrying you.

[U/N]

well you seem more punctual then usual

y'all good in the hood?

[RobotDad🤖]

Just fine, thanks for the concern.

[U/N]

pssst...

you smell that?

[RobotDad🤖]

No, actually. It's almost like we aren't in the same area, we are infact talking through a chatroom.

[U/N]

...ill ignore the sass coming outta you for a sec.

but it smells like cap

[RobotDad🤖]

You mean a lie?

Before you ask, I have unfortunately picked up a few of your internet slangs.

[U/N]

oh no

uhhhhh

anyways

feel free to talk to me, I'm a pretty fungay if I do say so myself 👌

[RobotDad🤖]

Well... sure, I suppose.

How about we take this to private chat?

[U/N]

👀 uh ok

Message Iida Tenya privately?

Yes

.

.

.

[Iida Tenya]

Alright.

[U/N]

what's on your mind, Iida-diida?? 

[Iida Tenya]

I don't really know how to say this without being blunt.

[U/N]

oooookay,, take your time :]