👀| bnha x reader crackfic/textfic

ah f uck, I can't believe youve done this

omg sad doggo no

wish I had a dog

oh wait no I don't I'm terrified 😔

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[U/N]

what the fuck

what the fuck 

what the fuck

why is someone who calls themselves "KingExplosionMurder" asking when we're gonna fight

and yelling at me for kicking him

what the fuck

what the actual cinnamon toast fuck is this

SOMEONE HELP

ANYONE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh fuck I just upread

I'm gonna kill that little shit

MCR'sPetBird has joined!

[MCR'sPetBird]

oh my god 

your interrupting my ritual

shut the fuck up

[U/N]

ritual

what ritual??

[MCR'sPetBird]

I might be getting a brother, so I'm summoning a demon to destroy him.

[U/N]

Oh good fuck

mine too

She got me into a fight with this dude

idfk what's going on

and she did some weird hacker shit on my phone 

now stfu by pink guy is my ringtone on EVERYTHING

a good choice but

[MCR'sPetBird]

But?

[U/N]

Nah that's it 🤠

[MCR'sPetBird]

Well

Good luck with fighting Bakugo, stranger!

I've got to get a demon to kill my brother now

MCR'sPetBird has left!

[U/N]

ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this...

U/N has left!

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Enter PM with KingExplosionMurder?

        >Yes<