obama was walking on the plain road of bikini bottom being l o n l e y
"damn, why do i have to be single?.. its so hard :("
he just wished that he had a hot babe to do the French of the kiss and be apart of georgenotfound's group chat "seggs habbers" as the lonley 59 year old man ( yes he has been single for 59 years) his friend sussy baka ran out of the street corner from dealing d r u g s
"h e y obama wanna dance? ;]"
obamas face went red as sussy bakas ass
"n-no s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-uuuusssssy b-b-b aka i-m t-trying to f-find a hot babe
"oh those good ones? theres a club right around the corner wanna go there?"
obamas eyes widened with h a p p i n e s s
"OMG YASSSS SUSSY BAKA LEGGOOOOOO!!!"
the two fat bitches wobbled their asses to the c l u b
blob fish POV:
ugh why cant any men choose me? i mean look how sexy i am and the all choose badboyhalo. ITS NOT FAIR!! LIKE IM REALLY HOT TOO, IM A HOT BABE!!! AND PROBABY I WONT GET CHOOSED AGAIN.... hmmmm maybe if i summon shinequia it will WORK!!??
. . .
UGH IT DIDNT WORK DIS UGLY BITCH IS NOT WORKING. WHATEVS IM GONNA HAVE TO GET BULLIED AGAIN
back with obama:
"soooo.. sussy baka, are we there yet??.."
" YUP JUST WIPE UR ASS HERE SO... UMM.. NVM.. ANYWAY. we have to walk through here and then we will see h o t w o m e n "
the two men ran through the entrance and if you saw obamas face it would not be the one when he's on camera, it was his h o r n e y face like omg his lip could of exploded. ANYWAYYY.
"omg this place is SEXY!!!" screammed obama
"IKR" yelled sussy baka as he slowly put his c l o u t g o g g l e s.
obama was looking around in excitement until this one hot babe caught his eye, thing beautiful long nosed fish in heels
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anyway, the beautiful thing danced so beautifully obamas pika pika did something ( IM SO SORRY LMAO) after the seggsy beast was finnished obama ran towards her and gave her a smooch,
blob fish P O V;
after i finnished my dance a h o t man ran out of nowhere and kissed me.. i was so surprised. "what a man" i thought.. so. i kissed him back.
BACK TO STORY SHIT.
"w-wow you're such a-a-a-a-a-a- a good- "
"shh.. "
obama picked blob fish up and whispered.. " lets get out of this shitty place.."
blob fish was then bad ass and killed badboyhalo
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obama and blob fish ran away together that night. Sadly sussy baka was alone for the rest of the 24 hours, buuttt.. he deserved it.
