blob fish looked in the mirror with the seggsy wedding dress on.
"o-o-o-o m g . i look like quackity just went buff and had a child..."
blob fish ran around the room with glee, she was that happy she could shit herself,
" i just need my lavender sent to smell b e a u t i f u l"
blob fish walked over to the shelf that holds the olive oil UH- I MEAN LAVENDAR SENT-
"hmmm where is it?? I dont want to be smelly when i walk down the dead chat noir isle.."
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blob fish looked for ages, to the top of the shelf to the bottom.
"WHERE IS IT??? I CANT FIND IT!! ....... Oh wait it was under my bed nvm LOL"
blob fish spilt the perfume all over her face face arm pits and her dress, now she smelt like oil- OH SHIT I MEAN LAVENDAR----
WITH OBAMMA---
Obama looked at his watch in p a i n
" where is the seggsy beast??? all of the bridesmaids are here and no bride???"
obama waited 355555555555 hours still waiting for his beloved until the lights started flickering and blob fish walked down the isle, as the sexy beast went down she winked at obama because she was h o r n e y as Michele Jackson did the weird thing and after 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hours he finally announced that obama and blob fish were husband and wife!! obama grabbed blob fishes waist and di the french of the kiss and the two crusty ass bitches started making out a few minutes later they were dancing to the beautiful song dream mask but its sus.
"aahhhh isn't this nice?" obama asked
"yeah.." blob fish fish said sadly turning away
"whats wrong bb cakes"
"i-i-i--i-i I NEED TO SHIT!!" screamed blob fish
blob fish started sharting her pants there was shit everywhere!!! THE WEDDING WAS A DISASTER BECAUSE BLOB FISH DIDNT TAKE HER NON SHIT TABLETS obama looked at all the shit on the floor and all over the people, blob fish looked at obama with all the shit on her dress.
"i-i-im sorry obama i-"
"its ok blobby.. i will always forgive you, your beautiful in any way even with poopies on your face"
blob fish bursted into tear and went into obamas arms there was shit all over them
" t - thank you obama your such a gentleman.. i love you!"
"love you too blob,"
together obama and blob fish cleaned the place and hid the dead bodies and had the best marriage ever.
