a few months later after the wedding obama and blobbly wobbly sobbly hobbly gobbly were relaxing on their honeymoon taking drugs and jumping random people UNTIL.... obama looked across the street and saw freddy fazhoe walking down the street with his long stripper h e e l s
"Blob I'll be right back" Obama started running towards the building fazhoe walked in to "WAIITTTT" he called out as he ran towards the milf. Freddy turned around dramatically and met eyes to the crusty man, "well hello there;)" he said in a flirtatious way. "Do you want something?" Obama looked down in embarrassment "c-can I have y-your n-number?..." Freddy smiled and snatched paper and pen from his dump truck and aggressively wrote his number down. "Here, and your name is?" Obama hesitated and lightly took the paper "m-my n-n-name is o-Obama" Freddy hoe ass smiled and strutted away in his beautiful stripper heels. W-w-w-wow Obama thought as he walked away back to his slimy wife.
"What was that for?" Blob fish asked suspiciously. "OH- UHHH NOTHING BLOBBY DEAR EVERYTHINGS OK" blob fish turned back to the book she was reading "stupid ass." Obama said under his breath "EXCUSE ME?!👺" blob fish jumped up and ran towards the old MAN and started hitting him with the book. After 24376842734286787642387642376824387642376876432 hours of beating Obama and blob fish went home, Obama immediately started texting the fuck bear, he was SOOOOOOOOO excited.
Anyways Obamas affair has been going on for 10 weeks and sadly blobby wobbly didn't know 😔. UNTIL ONE DAY.... Blob fish opened the door, work was SOOO HARD 👺 "OBMAAMMMMI IM HOMMMEEEEE" she slowly walked up the stairs to have an ugly shower, she walked towards her bedroom door hearing some noises, "Obama..? Are you watching nsfw again..?" She opened the door to see the most gayest thing she had ever seen... OBAMA WAS ON FREDDY FAZHOE AND THEY WERE DOING THE DEVILS TANGO.. blob could believe what she was seeing "BLOB ITS.... ugh I'm not gonna try." "HOW DARE YOU OBAMA. AFTER ALL THE SHIT WE SMERED OVER EACHOTHER YOU DO ME LIKE THIS?!" blob fish started crying and ran towards her car and started driving. She lived at a hotel next to the hype house and drank beer
Every
Single
Hour....
Obama didn't even texted her once or say sorry.
