Pilot

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Is started with a young demon Blitzo walking around a meeting room with his lovely wife Mille and his hard working husband Moxie and their daughter Loona,he then start to speak

"Alright my lovely family, now I know business has been a little slow lately, yes, and I know it's no one's fault ok.Know how do we get work going again" Blitzo ask looking around

"Oh I know dear" Millie said standing up "What about a car wash!" She started happily Blitzo smirked at his wife silly idea before he spoke " This is hell Mills, Know one really cares for cars washed but good though"

Mille sighed "Your right sweetie" just then Blitzo had an idea "ooh, what about a billboard" Blitzo stated with stars in his eyes.

"I'm sorry Blitzy, We can't afford a billboard" Moxxie said look at his husband

"Hmm good point Mox, glad your in the room" Blitzo Sayed looking at his lover

"I mean you have you three forgotten what service we provide" Blitzo said Turing on the TV

The screen shows Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie killing humans and saying the kill and human for a price

"Good times, We had" Blitzo said as he Shut off the TV "Blitzy I don't really need a reminder, you spend our money on a tv ad and a channel no one watches!" Moxxie add with an angry tone.

"I just wanted people to enjoy musical like I do Mix!" Blitzo shouted back "Aww sweetie people love musicals" Mille said trying to cheer her other husband up.

"That's right, Mix,love are you gonna crush my dream of doing musical like my dad did" Blitzo stated sadly "Blitzy I-" Moxxie started but he let out a sigh as Blitzo continued his sad speech

"Are you gonna crush his dreams, love" Mille ask putting a hand on his shoulder "I-No, Fine let's do this" Moxxie said in defeat

Cue the song!!

*Hospital scene*

They young boy as he is wheeled into the ER "Doctor, he's not responding!" And young nurse said

The blue haired nurse the spoke up "Cool water stat!" He ordered. The nurse nods as she smacked the boy with a bucket of water "It didn't do anything!"

The Doctor soon approach with and electric zapped as he hands then heart started. "Dang it, I'm not losing other one." They the. All place pads over the boys body. They boy them gasped as he wakes up the medical team look in shock "Wow, it actually worked"

*Out side the ER*

The Doctor walks out with a clipboard as he speaks "He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery, Now what insurance provider do you freaks have?"

They imps look at the doctor with confused until Blitzo speaks "What's insurance" in which the get kicked out of the hospital

*Time skip*

Back in the meeting room "Listen I like to say that was your fault young lady, you had to give us the right info on the target"

Loona looking at  her phone as she speaks "Sorry, father" Loona says avoid eye contact "You should be!" Moxxie yells "Hey Moxxie, pls don't criticize out child" Blitzo asks

Moxxie turns to look at his husband "Blitzy she need discipline!"

*Flashback*

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