Helluva boss: Poly Marriage (Up For Adoption)

Truth seekers

This starts off with two agents looking at screens of the imps "Right there. This was the first sighting" Agent one said looking at the screen "There definitely from hell, the must us some kind of magic to get to out world and only killing certain people, but why" agent two said

Agent one took the lead again "They attack at random, when how no way of knowing where they will show up next"

Then a loud clang is heard from the outside, the agents look out the window to see Blitzo standing of a dumpster, agent one smirked "Well that's convenient"

Meanwhile, outside with the imps "Shh, remember we can't be seen" Blitzo then close to dumpster door loudly then falls into trash bags "Blitzy, your the only one making noise here, love" Moxxie said, look at his husband, "I said shush your mouth, mox" Blitzo said putting a finger in front of Moxxie's lips

Moxxie then heard a portal open and Millie jump in and wave to them, Moxxie happy was about to walk over, "Get down", Blitzo yelled pushing him, and managing to doge a net

The two agents come down holding gun nets, Blitzo look over to the portal " Loona, close it!"Loona quickly closed it. "Wait No!" Mille yelled as the portal closes

Moxxie growls as he does a flip to avoid the next, but gets dark to the neck making he fall over "Mox!" Blitzo yelled as he run over picking him up and running past the agents

Moxxie sniffs the air "I smell colors?", Blitzo ends up reaching a dead end and turning while pulling out his gun "Back off, tuxedo wearing dummy's" Agent one smiles as she pulls the trigger to the gun, giving Blitzo electric shocks, and walk over to his unconscious body "I'd like to the suit at corporate call us loser now, that was pretty cool" agent two said happy agent one nodded "Super cool"

Meanwhile, in Hell Millie was hitting the wall as tears were in he eye as she soon fall to the ground "Dang it" mille says before she fall to the ground "Dang it, dang it dang it"Millie yells as she cries as loona stands by

"You uh, you ok there mom?" Loona asked Millie turned to her daughter "What are you doing just standing there, your father's are in trouble, open it again " loona shook her head "Dad, was using a zero of, euphemisms and innuendos, that means this was serious so I don't open it-" loona did not finish as she was grabbed by mille angry "Open the portal young lady!"

Mille and loona get ready to fight as the open the portal, they find that they are gone "They aren't here" Mille says falling to the ground, loona the picks her up and sniffs the ground "They went this way" loona puts mille on her back and run in the direction

Meanwhile, Moxxie slowing woke up as a bright light then flashed in his face "Finally awake huh, your friend has been awake for hours" Moxxie turns his head to see Blitzo sitting next to him " Ok first he is my husband, second I have alot of tasers to the guts before so-" the light then is on Blitzo face "oh, okay"

Agent one then took the lead "Tell us, demon weirdo, who do you work for? Satan?" Agent two then grabs the light "How did you get to our world from the after life" Then back to agent one " Why are you killing humans"

(Skipping the whole coffee thing cause it will take to long to write)

Agent two then speaks up " If we have too, we are willy to resort to torture methods to get answers" Blitzo smirks " We might like it to much, and then a whole new problem will be in your hands"

Agent one gave a confused look "What do you mean by that?" Blitzo gave a look before he spoke "oh so your dum, I can work with that, I likey" Moxxie laugh as he stomped his feet "Good one Blitzy"

Agent two slowly become angry "You two better stop laughing at us" Agent one the grab Blitzo collar "Yeah! you two at our mercy" Moxxie scoffed " You had tied up here for what hours and you still have not had us confirm what we are"

Agent two leans down and gives him a look "what are you?" Moxxie smirked "I'm a Virgo" Blitzo let's out a funny laugh as agent one let's go and walk over to Moxxie "oh,smart guy eh?"

Agent two crosses her arms as he speaks "one more word out of your and we'll shut you up" Blitzo smirked "Ooh, getting kinky!"

Both agents back aw in horror "We ain't playing any of your games!" Moxxie roles his eyes "Please, don't give them ideas Blitzy" Blitzo smirks "Come on Moxxie I know what you like-" Moxxie then gives an embarrassed look

Agents two stops over before Blitzo speaks "Hey don't we get a phone call?" The agent smiled "Who you gonna call?" Blitzo smiled "Your fat mom, thanking here for a fat time" Agent two walk over "Nice try his fat mom is dead!" Agent one is then showed crying

Meanwhile, With loona and Mille they are in front of a building that says D.H.O.R.K.S
"This where they ended up?" Millie ask her daughter loona "Pretty sure mom, but how are we gonna get in?" Millie looked around before she saw a vent "Lift me up there sweetie"  loona did what she was told and Millie went in and soon open the door

Loona goes I inside and avoid some guards, buys ended up spotted and Agents coming out and throwing shuriken at the girl

(I'm skip the fighting scene)

Loona smiled at look at her mom "Your pretty good for your age mom" Mille gave her a look " I'm like 5 years older then you young lady"

Back with the boy Blitzo is sticking out his tongue as agent one cry's "Stop insulting my mom she's dead" agent two grabs he's arm and lead him away "Hey let's just leave the here until they choose to talk"

The agents watch as agent one lifts here figure and press 'Truth bomb'

Moxxie the shows a worried look "Millie is on her way I just know she is" Blitzo sigh "she will be fine love" Moxxie shook his head "We've never dealt with the government before!she's in danger!"

Blitzo let out a sharp breath out " I know I worried I worried about our marriage, I'm no good at being a married man" Moxxie turned his head "That was oddly personal" Blitzo gave a surprised look "Your right, I don't know why I just let that spill"

Moxxie look down at the ground to see the green gas "Blitzy there filling the room with something" Blitzo gave a grosses look "What is this" Moxxie then spoke out "I think it's some kind of truth tell serum" Blitzo gave a confused look "You think so?"

Moxxie shrugged, the the room become blurry for them then they were in some kind of hallucination

(I am gonna skip it sorry)

After a while they both start to come too Blitzo then turns to speak to Moxxie " you ok" Moxxie nods "Ya I am" Blitzo smiles "I'm glad"

The a kid rumble appears and milles shows up Both Blitzo and Moxxie smile "Millie!"

(14:12 to 19:17)

As the light a turn on an owl overlord comes into view making Blitzo have a surprised look "Stolas?Wha-hold on- how did you know we need help"stolas smiled.   " I have my ways, are you all right" Blitzo rolled his eyes "We're fine" stolas smiled " Good" before becoming angry "How did you get caught, are all not being careful"

Moxxie pulled stolas away from them "they caught us off guard you highness" stolas look back at the agents who were trembling in fear "be thankful this organization are known as Cooks" stolas the go giggled "Cooks such of funny word funny word"

Stolas the clapped his hand together "Alright let us go home" he said as he opened a portal to the imp office

Moxxie smiled "Good I want to get back to the correct hell hold" as every one walk in stolas ask a question " Will be getting thank you for the rescue" Moxxie and Millie growled as the portal closes

As the two agents watch agent one was the first to speak "Now what" agent two smiled "Now, what" he walks over to the monitor as the imps all come up on screens "We finally have the proof we need to be taken seriously"

The two agents then put back on there glass and smiled with delight

*To be continued*

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