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Disaster Pizza

Disaster Pizza

In which Seth and the reader try to make a pizza but fail miserably!

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"Are you actually gonna help, or are you just gonna continue eating the pepperoni?", you asked as Seth continued to steal pepperoni slices, which were supposed to be on the pizza. "Okay, fine! I'll help!" He whines. "What do I do first?" "You can start by helping me put the sauce on the pizza." You open a can of marinara sauce and get two spoons. One for you and one for Seth. You spoon out some of the sauce and put it onto the pizza, only to realize that the sauce wasn't even completely crushed. "Uh, babe? Is a the sauce supposed to be this chunky?" Seth asks in slight confusion. "I think I may have picked the wrong one at the store, but I'm sure it'll get all mushy in the oven so it shouldn't be much of an issue." You respond.

As you finish putting the sauce onto the pizza, you take a bag of what you thought was mozzarella cheese. "Okay, next we need to put the cheese onto the pizza." You state, grabbing a  handful of cheese. "Did you even read the packaging?" Seth asks, chuckling. "No, why?" You ask. "Because that says parmesan, not mozzarella!" He responds, laughing. You look at the packaging. Oh. "I think you should get some glasses, because how the fuck do you confuse parmesan with mozzarella?" He asks, still giggling. "Hey, quit laughing at me! I wasn't paying attention! And plus, they looked similar!" You stated defensively. "Anyways, lets just put the damn cheese on the pizza."

Lastly, all you needed to do was put the pepperoni onto the pizza. Unfortunately, due to someone eating most of it, there wasn't much to put on. You put the very few slices on the pizza, and put the pizza into the oven. To pass the time, you watched a couple of movies, went on social media, and did other things to pass the time. Time certainly did pass alright, because you forgot to set the timer for the pizza. And neither of you noticed until the horrid smell of smoke was in the air. "Holy fuck, what the hell is that smell?" Seth asked, sniffing the air with a face of disgust. "You don't think-" You asked and then paused, looking at him. "You don't think that's the pizza right?" You finished. "It could be." He answered. You both walk back into the kitchen and see a whole bunch of smoke coming from the oven. "Shit!" You yelled as you quickly grabbed your oven mitts on and rush to the oven. As you open the oven, a bunch of smoke is fanned into your face. You cough and fan the air, taking the pizza out. You set it onto the counter, taking a good look at it. "Oh God, it's absolutely awful."

If Gordon Ramsey ever saw that pizza, he'd probably kill you. After that, you just ordered a pizza and threw the disaster pizza you made into the trash.

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