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SAFIDORI:: Midori's Hand Job

Pairing: Midori and Safalin
Word count: 1229
Notes: this was made for my friend who unironically liked me joking about Midori and Safalin being siblings so here...
CW: WRITTENISH GORE..??

ALSO IMPLIED 3B SPOILERS.

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"Heeeeyyyy, Saf are ya in here?" Midori peaked his head in the nurses office and seeing a lady trying to organize her stuff.

"Saffffff!!! Saffieee!!" He kept calling but she wasn't responding cause she was focusing a lot. "Sisterrrrrr!"

Safalin hums and turns to look at him. "Hm?"

"Okay sis.. I want a big favor from you." Midori smiled, gesturing her to come with him. "It's VERY important."

Safalin nodded and started to follow Midori out of the 3rd floor to the 4th floor, browsing through all the rooms until she found herself in the locker room with Midori. Midori did something to the locker room and a door opened up, him walking inside and she followed. As she walked into the room, she saw a operation table with a woman on there. She had pancakes on her head and a cute dress with a brown apron-ish coat.

"Ah..." He scratched his neck, pushing the woman off the operation table and replacing it with himself. Him on his stomach and both of his hands out.

"...What are you doing..?" Safalin asked.

"I want you to cut my hands off." Midori smiled at his sister.

Safalin's eyes widened at the sudden request from her brother. "Are you out of your fucking mind?!"

"Yes. Yes I am." Midori replied, his eyes scanning the room for something sharp. "Try using that chainsaw on the wall."

He pointed towards a board with dangerous tools on the wall where the awaited, clean chainsaw was stored. Safalin was hesitant but didn't went to grab it.

"Midori. I don't know what drugs you're doing now but there is no way in hell I am chopping off your body parts." Safalin politely decline.

"I insist."

"Do you know what your even getting yourself into?!" Safalin asked again, her tone sounding frustrated and frightened.

"Yes I know." Midori replied, looking at the woman. "May you please chop off my hands?"

"No I will not."

"Tia Safalin, I insist for you to chop off my hands or else I'm going to make sure you don't see the bright lights again." Midori's tone turned harsh.

Due by his tone turning harsh, Safalin panicked simply cause she didn't want to die. She had no choice but it turned to her quickly grabbing the chainsaw and aiming it at the target.

"Eugh. You're literally chopping off your own hands?!" Safalin faked a gag only to receive laughter from the other.

"Cmonnnn please..?" Midori asked with attempted puppy eyes and a sweet smile. Safalin rolled her eyes and placed the blades on his wrists.

"Tell me when to start." Safalin nervously said. She couldn't believe she's cutting off someone's own hands -- even worse her own BROTHER's hands.

Midori nodded and lipped synced a 'I'm Ready' and she nodded, her hands shaking as she tried to do it. As her hands went left and right, the blades causing minor bleeding at first which made Safalin want to puke but held it in -- and I mean she threw up in her mouth. The blades cutted deeper into Midori's wrist, the blood oozing out from Safalin's work. It was not even close to half way and Safalin couldn't do it. It was just a almost-no-longer-minor bleeding but she couldn't continue.

"I-I can't continue.." Safalin stuttered, slowly trying to take off the chainsaw before Midori spoke.

"No. You can continue." Midori spoke, letting his left hand slip out from under the sharp, blood-stained blades, his blood leaking from the quarter cuts as he placed it on top of the saw. "Cut it like thi-- OH FUCK--"

Midori screamed as he forcibly pushed the saw down on his right hand, cutting it off clean. The blood rapidly spilling from the chopped off limb and from the breathing man. He tried to play off that the scream wasn't him being in pain but Safalin knew that was a lie.

They both stared at his right hand's limb and at eachother.. Safalin trying hard not to puke on the man while Midori gave a weak smile.

"Saf.. I'm alright.." He said, trying hard to not faint by the amount of blood coming out of his arm. "Do my left hand now."

He placed his left hand back under the saw where it was last marked, waiting for it to be cut. Safalin sighed, already traumatized from the first slice. She aligned the saw on the wrist and pushed it down with all her might. As she did, Midori tried not to scream in pain again, hiding his tears but he couldn't hide him mouthing profanities. The left hand flopped down onto the operation table, spewing blood everywhere just like the previous one. Once the request was done, Safalin quickly placed the now bloody saw back where it belonged and quickly went to take care of her brother's... Insanely bleeding hands.

"There's a first a...aid kit right over there." He weakly said as he gestured his head towards a counter with a first aid kit, trying to not faint from the amount of blood he's losing.

Safalin quickly rushed to the counter and grabbed it, taking care of Midori by quickly bandaging his arms up. After she was done, it was still bleeding a lot but not too much for it to leak out, thankfully.

"God you're so fucking insane." Safalin stated, grabbing his hands from the operation table that was once clean. "What are we even going to do with this?!"

"Hey look, I can give you my hands for your experiments, sis." Midori smiled, getting off of the counter by using Safalin's shoulder.

"That's still disgusting. What experiments would I ever need live hands?" Safalin shook her head.

Midori was mumbling something since Safalin couldn't do anything with his hands. What DOES she need to use his hands in her experiments anyways? "Oh! Actually place my hands on a doll you and Gashu made." Midori requested, smiling at her.

"What. The. Actual. Fuck." Safalin said. "Why?"

"I think it'd be... fun for the game." Midori explained, going to the door. "Yahoo! I need some assistance here."

Safalin loudly sighed at she opened the operation door, exiting out first before her brother can. She doesn't know much about the 4th floor since she barely visits there.

"What about the woman on the operation tabl--"

"Deal with that laterr." Midori interrupted. "Here, here. Let me show you a place where you can attach them too."

Midori starts waking, blood showing from the bandages he has on his hands until he can get new ones. He went to a room and looked at his sister again, wanting access to it. She sighed and opened the door for him and he walked in. As Safalin entered, she can see a line of doll parts and some dolls already conpleted. He browsed the dolls carefully.. His sister being behind him with his own hands in her touch.

"Aha!" Midori turned to Safalin with his infamous smile. "Can you place my hands on this beautiful woman?"

Safalin turned to where he was standing to see a woman in short hair, a big baker hat, and a cute dress. "Uhm... Of course..?"

"That's great!" Midori said. "Me and her can trade hands. And my Shin A.I can help upgrade it, ahaha! Aren't I a genius?"

"No. No you arent."