Orthodox Britain

Sinbury at Midnight

They summoned Simon up to the crown's courthouse, and Ignacius was holding plans for the battle of his own.

He was sitting and thinking how Mage is doing with Bob and Dylan to dump His Excellency's body to northern marshes to make him walk back all his way back to Crimson Capital.

The sun was strong, and he was feeling the warmth in his body on the beach near Sinbury. He would rather turn around on his back and have more sunshine before he takes his part in a commando mission.

The Curse Dagger operation in his mind was too much to handle, but he knew it would determine the fate of the satanic island nation.

His wrist watch alarm beeped twice, and he had to be up from comfortable dunes of sand. He hoped on his bike that within 45 minutes of cycling he would reach the destination.

Sinbury was a low profile rural town, but after Simon's attack it was so silent it felt to Ignacius, he could slice such thick silence with his knife.

While picking up speed on the bicycle lane, Ignacius pulls out behind his leather belt a sharp sushi knife he bought in Crimson Capital.

Ahead of him was cycling to medical emergency response cyclists because of the heat wave that day on patrol in case of heat stroke.

"Screw you perverts!" Ignacius shouts and slashes, passing by one of the first responders' neck while the second is attempting to provide first aid. Ignacius stabs him, piercing the tip of his blade through the chest.

"I knew this would make a scene on camera.", speaks under his breath and starts cycling away.

He was right and security cameras captured the incident and filmed a clear picture of Ignacius' face.

It took not long before police officers apprehended Ignacius when he made couple cuts through their vests.

Our Ignacius in the courthouse case has pleased prosecution to provide another suspect of murder.

Their officers captured the fugitive on the run.

"I am an actor and I was filming pornography scenes. I plea not guilty and I shall sleep with your wife if you wish me so, dear court liege!"

But the judge had no excuses and ordered pretrial for mental health tribunal hearing after two weeks investigation in a top security unit.

***

The same night when two patients were administered to a mental health hospital, they found His Excellency Blond naked wandering in the woods and summoned to explain himself to his Dark Lord.

He walks in the chambers of Dark Castle and kneels on his knees before his liege to say, "I regret my failures, your majesty."

The Dark Lord is having a glass of fine wine and on his knees is sitting his blonde mistress. He orders his women to step aside while he inspects in the eyes of this fool.

He stands up and slaps the bottom of his mistress, "My dear Viking Princess, let me set this straight or we will have less time to bathe."

Then walks up to Blond and picks him up on his jaw to smack him hard in his face, but mister Blond thinks to himself it was not as painful as how these fugitives kicked his guts.

"Do you understand why we keep you alive!"

"We need you to cover up after us, like a singer in our toilet singing for us while we feel a need to have a dump on his face!"

"You complete fool, clowns can do better than you to make me angry!"

Dark Lord smacks Blond in his stomach and drops him on the floor.