The Wookiee Wars

Chapter 1 I Fight over Cheeseburgers

Hi, my name is Chewbacca. I am a super cool Wookiee. So, when I went to the cantina this morning, I was ordering a cheeseburger when they had one burger patty left, and Wilson, my mortal enemy(besides Bob), wanted it too, so I did what mortal enemies do. I shot him. Blood ran through his arm, and he shot me back. Blood started running through my leg. There is no blood allowed in the Mos Eisley Cantina, so we went into the butchery, the only bloody place, so Nien Nunb wouldn't throw us out like rabbits. 'Cause that's what he does.
"We have no reason for war, we just have to roar," I growled.
"You think you're SO GOOD AT RHYMING! Well, guess what? You aren't," Wilson said back.
I just did a Leik. (Pronounced LEE-ick) You wouldn't know. It's a jump kick. Wilson did one to me. I shot him 20 times. Wilson shot me. He's such a copycat!
Just then, we heard a too familiar Nien Nunb booming voice yell: "Whoever is the least violent gets it!"
I figured "it" was the burger. Wilson probably figured a Leik was coming, so he Leiked me. He is that stupid? Thinking a non-Wookiee weirdo could Leik him?
"Here you go," Nien said to me, and gave me the cheeseburger. It was tooooooooooooooooootaly worth it!

To Be Continued in the Next Chapter!