After we landed in Mustafar, we were melting, and as usual, Bu was being that idiot Bu that's like "Hoy Deyady, cheeeyeck thoyis oyut!" And he Leiks me. But this time around the Barbery was flying around us and snipping our fur with the saws at the bottom.
"Oweeee, Daddy, I just got a boo boo," said Bu
"Shut up, Bu!" was my reaction. And then Bu just started drinking lava. The hottest lava in THE ENTIRE GALAXY!!! He was DRINKING IT. Seriously, who would be dumb enough to do that! Heck, if you read the scroll III, you could see that Bu was complaining about it being too hot, but yet he DRINKS IT!? I felt a tap in my backbone, so I turned around, and I saw a nerdy looking Wookiee that was wearing glasses and opening his mouth. It was also full of lava! What's with these guys!? Do they WANT to get burned to death!?
"Hi, my name is José." the boy said. he swallowed his lava- WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN!!!!!! "I like Banthas."
"Did you know that the lava you are drinking is the hottest lava in the galaxy? Or do you want to commit suicide?"
"The hottest... and tastiest." I was speechless. the only thing I could do was facepalm.
To Be Continued in the Next Chapter!
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The Wookiee Wars
De TodoThe Wookiee Wars: Book I: The Wookiee Wars A war over Wookiees! Join Chewbacca on his journey in bringing Wookiees to peace! Two Hairy creatures started a war- and it hasn't been over even in 1000 years! Now Chewbacca, along with his son, Bu, must d...
