*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Jungwon: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Heeseung: ...I did. I broke it.
Jungwon: No. No you didn't. Ni-ki?
Ni-ki : Don't look at me. Look at Jay.
Jay : What?! I didn't break it.
Ni-ki : Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jay : Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ni-ki : Suspicious.
Jay : No, it's not!
Jake : If it matters, probably not, but Sunoo was the last one to use it.
Sunoo : Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Jake : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sunoo : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jake!
Heeseung : Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Person A.
Jungwon : No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Sunoo : Jungwon...Sunghoon hyung has been awfully quiet.
Sunghoon : rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Jungwon, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Jungwon : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
