Hermits Incorrect Quotes

#8

Cub while escaping HYDRA: We'll either die free, or die trying.

Doc: ... Are those the only two options?

"I am the dancing queen~ Young and sweet, only seventee- sTaRK HoW LONG HaVE YOU BEeN STaNDING THERE DEAR GoD-"

- Doc, in Tony/Mumbo's lab at 3:00 am

Bdubs: What are you, five?

Doc: *snorts* Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Scar: *laughs*

Bdubs:

Doc:

Scar:

Doc and Scar: I'm sorry, please don't kill me-

Doc: I am a trained assassin. While under HYDRA's control, I've killed countless people without getting caught. I've made grown people scream in terror. I fear nothing but being controlled.

*later*

Bdubs: *glares at Doc while holding a sandal*

Doc: *prepares to flee* oh honk, I'm gonna die

Tango: I'm telling you, fireballs work! Anytime I had a problem, I just threw a fireball at it and boom! One problemifiaction gone and a new, more interesting one, takes its place!

Xisuma and Alex: nO-

Alex/Xisuma: I have a plan

Xisuma/Alex: I have Joe and a hospital on speed dial

(A/N: Basically, it could go either way. It works for both people.)

Impulse: Oh thank god- How'd you find me?

Mumbo, gaining some of Tony's sass: There was a city-wide power outage and an explosion and we all thought "huh, wonder who that could be?"

Thor, joining the Hermits on patrol for the first time: This is either brilliance or madness!

Alex: Remarkable how often those two traits often coincide!

Grian, trying to not die: PLEASE SPEAK MODERN ENGLISH FOR THE NORMAL PEOPLE HERE

Alex: NO, IT'S HOW I SPEAK AND YOU'VE JUST GOTTA DEAL

Iskall: I may not be the omega hero of anti-doom you wanted

Iskall: Or really the hero you needed

Iskall: But everyone else was busy so-

Alex, about the Hermits: We're firm believers in "if you're gonna fail, at least fail spectacularly".

Cub: Well excuse me for having huge flaws that I don't work on!

Scar: yOU PUSHED HIM OFF A BUILDING-

Cub: HE'S A HYDRA AGENT

Scar: SO????? YOU CAN STILL GET ARRESTED FOR MURDERING A MURDERER

Bdubs: I don't know why you're still surprised when Cub nearly commits murder, it's not new at this point

Ren: Hey, someone's screaming outside, shouldn't we do something?

Doc: yeah.

Doc: *shuts window* Ah, peace and quiet

Hels: *curses while getting stabbed*

Steve, not paying attention: Language!

Hels: Well, what am I supposed to say, Captain Righteous? "Woe is I"? You need to learn that cursing in appropriate sometimes

Steve: Sorry hab- OH MY GOD YOU'VE BEEN STABBED

Hels: Yeah, no *quack* Rogers

Peter (Spider-Man): I'm being bullied at school.

Wels: You need a sword

Peter: what?

Wels: *pulls out sword and looks at Hypno*

Hypno: WHOA- Look, I don't wanna die and I don't know what I did, so I'm just gonna run away *flees*

Wels: *looks at Peter* see? Simple.

Hels: I knew we were related *pretends to wipe a tear away*

Tony: I'm nothing without my coffee

All Hermits + Peter (Spider-Man): *looks Tony straight in the eye* Well then maybe you shouldn't have it

Tony: *spits out coffee and chokes on air*

Steve: *sneezes*

Grian, Clint, and ZIT Trio in unison: God bless America!

Steve: damn it-

Tony: *falls off his chair from laughter*

ZIT Trio, following Steve: StAr sPaNgLeD mAN WiTh a pLaN~

Steve: *actually about to fight three teenagers*

Bucky: *laughing his head off*

Tango: *trying to lift Mjolnir*

Thor: *summons Mjolnir*

Tango: *still holding on to the hammer* *suddenly goes flying*

Thor: Young Tango?

Tango: *traumatized* ASK IF SOMEONE'S HOLDING ONTO IT FIRST

Doc, going into Steve's room: Rogers?

Steve: yeah?

Doc: Bdubs took my eyeliner

Steve: ok?

Doc: then said I wasn't using it right

Doc: so I threw my arm at him

Doc: he won't give it back

Steve: which-

Doc: both

Doc: and I'm too scared to try to get them back

Doc: help

Doc: please

Steve: ... ok??? *confused of how Doc can both be a sad puppy and a terrifying assassin at the same time*

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