(I'm gonna leave in the typos. All the names are from real life and everything here is from my messaging app. I only just got this phone in March, so it's not a ton, but this is just when we started arguing. I'll say when it comes from a group chat.)
CONTEXT: At that time, Mandy was playing a dead person in a play and loved talking about it. Mandy has an issue with Landyn for a very confusing number of reasons.
XD is in place of laughing emojis because my laptop doesn't do those
Me: Landyn's siblings are playing dead bodies in a production of Shrek right now.
Mandy :Good for them
Me: Yas. They're copying you XD
Mandy: Nah. I'm sure they couldn't care less about what I do.
Me: *shrugging emote that androids do*
Mandy: Plus, I'm sure Landyn has said some stuff about me to them -_-
Me: Probably not, they're young.
Mandy: Still. How do you know that they're in a play and why they're in a play?
Me: 1.) Landyn told me that they're in a play. 2.) Why not? They probably like to aft.
Mandy: 1, Okay. 2, Why would they? 3, The heck is aft?
Me: *Act. I was rushing. Why WOULDN'T they like to act?
Mandy: Got it. I dunno XD. Thought you were saying "why wouldn't they want to copy me?" XD XD
NEXT: This was on my birthday, I was about to get onto a Bible study Zoom call after school and I was nervous. Chit is her pet bird and Syd is her sister. It's just one thing that would tick me off. Remember this for later.
Me: We organized a Zoom Bible study call for right now and I'm a bit nervous XD. DUDE.
Mandy: Try being me... (this is that thing)
Me: DUDE I'VE NEVER EVEN MET THIS KID
Mandy: CHIT DIED
Me: WHAT THE FRICK? I'M SO SORRY. IS THAT WHY YOU WERE SICK (she hadn't been to school for two days before that)
Mandy: No. I found out after dad kept me home from school and I got to Mom's house.
Me: That sucks.
Mandy: It's fine. I really just wanted to wait 'til tomorrow to say anything, but liiike, Syd just triggered me.
NEXT: This was a few hours later.
Mandy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL LANDYN?
Me: WAS I NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM *sends a screenshot of me telling him* I'm sorry, I didn't have the right to share it.
Mandy: I still technically still have his number. No, you weren't supposed to tell him. I wasn't even gonna tell you until tomorrow because I didn't want to screw up your birthday.
Me: No, it's okay. I didn't though that since he know about Chit, it couldn't hurt to tell him. Then I later realized that if you haven't even texted on the group chat about it, telling Landyn wasn't a priority. Are you coming to school today? It's alright if you want to take a day.
Mandy: No.
Me: Okay. I have coffee today.
Mandy: Mhm.
(then I ask her what snacks she can have (allergies) so I can go to a gas station and bring her food to cheer her up)
~March 31 (this is just super annoying if you know her)~
*I comment that she's quite likable and I was worried that she would take the guy I had a crush on at the time. It was only a worry because she pulled the handy dandy "I'm gonna make him pity me so he likes me" move*
Mandy: I am not very likable. I'm not going to take him. I have no interest in him. Mainly because I refuse to do that to you.
Me: If you weren't likable then you wouldn't have friends.
Mandy: I'm likable to an extent.
Me: You're likable but you don't acknowledge it.
Mandy: If I was "very likable" Linda wouldn't constantly pick on me if I talk (False. Linda never gave her a second thought)
Me: My dude, Linda is Linda.
Mandy: True XD
NEXT: I don't know, my phone deleted the context.
Me: OH WAIT YES I DO
Mandy: I WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH IN PURE SILECNE WHEN MY BRAIN DECIDED TO START TALKING
Me: MY BRAIN DOESN'T TALK BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE MY EARBUDS IN
Mandy: I DON'T
Me: THEN DO IT. I'M GOING TO BED.
Mandy: NO. FINE. GO TO BED, REGULAR FRIEND (she liked to downgrade me from best friend to regular friend to win things)
Me: WHY NOT? I AM SO SORRY THAT I DON'T WANT TO OVERSLEEP
Mandy: I ALWAYS OVERSLEEP
Me: BECAUSE YOU STAY UP LATE. I CAN'T TALK YOU UP BECAUSE I KNOW FOR AN ABSOLUTE FACT THAT YOU WILL DISAGREE
Mandy: YES, YES I WILL. YOU ARE NOW BIASED. One of my castmates today while I was helping her with her hair because I was ready for the tech rehearsal she just randomly says "you're pretty," and my reaction was "thank you!"
Me: I AM NOT BIASED, I'M EXPERIENCED OKAY
Mandy: I gotta be honest, it made my day. And then my dad got me back and my mood died again. And apparently se did my almost non-existent self-confidence. YES YOU ARE
Me: BECAUSE YOU LET IT DIE. HOW THE HECK AM I BIASED (slowly kissing goodbye to going to bed early)
Mandy: 1, this is not early at all (it may be for you, but not for everyone else). 2, THERE ARE REASONS IT DIED. 3, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW MY FAMILY AND FAMILY IS BIASED
Me: 1, 10:00 IS EARLY 10:48 IS NOT. 2, PROBABLY, BUT YOU LET IT DIE. YOU GOTTA FIGHT IT BACK. 3, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO ELABORATE
Mandy: 1, WHATEVER. 2, I HAVE BEEN. 3, MY BRAIN ISN'T FUNCTIONING. TALK TO ME TOMORROW WHEN I'VE HAD COFFEE
Me: 2, THEN DO IT HARDER BECAUSE I'M DOING SWELL AND OH BOY DOES MY DAD SAYING HE'S DISAPPOINTED IN ME AS A PERSON SUCK XD. 3, YOUR BRAIN WON'T GO THEN
Mandy: IT'S ALL I HAVE
Me: TEA WORKS JUST FINE WITHOUT THE BUZZ OF COFFEE
NEXT: This is Miranda telling me where she's sitting and that she has coffee. I don't know why we switched classrooms. April 8.
Mandy: This is dangerous. It's coffee. I haven't had any yet. I got here like two minutes ago and I'm over next to Shelby. I told you I'm next to Shelby XD. You didn't read the whole thing. Have you told Landyn that I have coffee? (they were all sent separately, they weren't just one paragraph.)
Me: No?
Mandy: Good. Don't.
Me: Was I supposed to? Okay.
Mandy: NO. YOU WERE NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
The next ones are in the next chapter.
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Handy Mandy
Короткий рассказThis is a (probably short) thing of arguments I had with a friend that led to a massive blowup. I'm only writing this so another friend can read it all without me having to send a thousand screenshots.
