This was when she was telling me to say hi to our director and discussing Ben Cook.
Me: Then he's got a lot of stalkers. I did not, rehearsals for this are quick and choppy. I'm plenty sympathetic, it depends on the person, the circumstance, and if the person is going to tick me off. I LIKE HUGS FROM SOME PEOPLE
Mandy: I'm not JUST talking about Ben. Haha. I'm saying everyone has at least one person they spend their free time looking up facts about. Not with me you're not. YOU DON'T LIKE MY HUGS
Me: I know, many people have heaps of fans XD It depends on the circumstance. IT'S THE SAME THING EVERY TIME (either Landyn, school stuff, or your dad) AND I GOT BORED. YOU DO IT SO OFTEN
Mandy: I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO. AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM SO I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT TALKS TO ME ON A REGULAR BASIS, BUT THAT'S PROBABLY ONLY BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN OUR FRIEND GROUP THAT'S IN YOUR CLASS. I'M THE NEWBIE IN THE GROUP. Y'ALL ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED, ALL THE MEMORIES AND INSIDE JOKES. I'M TRYING SO HARD, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT BEING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE. I JUST...I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. WITH EVERYONE ELSE, I WAS AND STILL AM SOMETIMES BARELY IN THE BACKGROUND.
Me: WRITE, I DON'T KNOW. READ IT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. BEING HERE FOR A YEAR DOESNT MEAN THAT WE TALK TO YOU LESS. I'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH BRIANNA FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS AND WE BARELY TALK. THE ONLY THING THAT WE TALK ABOUT THAT YOU WEREN'T A PART OF IS ART LAST YEAR. WE WERENT FRIENDS IN 6TH, 7TH WAS WEIRD, YOU WERE HERE JN 8TH. AGAIN WITH THE "..." DUDE. YOU PLAY ALL THE GAMES.
YOU'RE PART OF THE INSIDE JOKES.
THERE'S TWO WAYS I CAN HELP YOU, NEITHER OF WHICH YOU WANT. A) TURN TO GOD. B) I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT AND HOW IT WORKED SO WE BUT I LEGIT FEEL NOTHING BUT ANGER AND HAPPINESS NOW XD
Mandy: What about the chicken tender that someone choked on that you guys talked about last year? That wasn't in art. I'm sorry. ONLY TWO EMOTIONS ISN'T HEALTHY
Me: Sierra made a face and Audrey choked on her chicken tender, we barely tak about that though. Well obviously XD
About what? THAT'S WHY YOU DONT WANT IT
She had just watched Hunger Games.
Mandy: I finished watching the Hunger Games movies and OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
Me: I didn't care for the 2nd and 3rd.
Mandy: That made me so sad to read
Me: I couldn't read the next two, like how I couldn't comprehend the rest of Harry Potter.
Mandy: I just don't like Harry Potter. The Hunger Games are wonderful.
Me: You haven't read or watched Harry Potter. The first one is good.
Mandy: I physically cannot. I've read the first couple pages of one of them and couldn't keep going. My cousin had/has them and tried to get me to read them. I couldnt.
Me: The beginning of the books all suck. You have to have read or watched them (about 80% at least) to have a solid judgement.
Mandy: I vote no. Then you can't judge Hunger Games without reading/watching 80% of it. (I have)
Me: WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE A VALID OPINION ON IT I've read them all and seen all the movies, 2/3 were bad.
Mandy: There were 4 movies.
Me: There were only 3 when I read them.
Mandy: There's 3 BOOKS and 4 MOVIES. They had to split the third book into 2 movies because it had so much detail and action in it.
Me: SUCKS, I READ THESE IN 2017. FORGIVE ME FOR NOT KEEPING TRACK OF A SERIES I DEEMED CRAP. Then I read them all.
Mandy: Forgive me for not caring for Harry Potter (or that dude you're obsessed with).
Me: YOU CAN'T SAY YOU DON'T LIKE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT. LIKE IMAGINE IVE NEVER HAD PEANUT BUTTER AND DECIDED TO HATE IT
This is when she wanted to talk to my director.
Mandy: can you call me when you see kenny and aren't in the middle of a run? i wanna ask him something. Because you're being unclear.
Me: You haven't really asked anything I can be unclear with. What's you question?
Mandy: You keep saying something about two people per show and I'm confused. I want Kenny to tell me how it works. The tickets and person limit.
Me: I thought actors were limited to only two visitors per show. Turns out, actors can only buy two tickets per show before they're opened to the public.
Mandy: I'm still confused. So I wanna ask Kenny.
Me: Calling you so you can ask a question makes me look like an idiot.
There is no limit in audience members that I know of, but you can't buy a ticket until I believe Friday, when they're open to the public.
Mandy: Alright. I'll email him to make sure as well because opening weekend is a dad weekend.
Me: I JUST TOLD YOU
Mandy: IT DOESN'T HURT TO CHECK WITH ANOTHER PERSON WHO'S ACTUALLY IN CHARGE
Me: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE
Mandy: Because I wanted to say hi to him XD
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Handy Mandy
Short StoryThis is a (probably short) thing of arguments I had with a friend that led to a massive blowup. I'm only writing this so another friend can read it all without me having to send a thousand screenshots.
