Subtle Poison

Chapter 8

The rest of the Deidara's week was uneventful. Nothing much happened except for Obito's occasional teasing and fucking offers of kiss, in which he answered by letting Obito be the target of Naruto's prank. His brother was rather good at that, and he was stealthy too.

Akatsuki's mission wasn't that hard. Sometimes when his missions got boring, he always make something explode, which made his partner confused because how the hell did he even have chemicals with him everytime they have missions? Deidara's answer? A blow to the face. He had a good full day of laugh at that but he got the consequence for it rather quickly. He was paralyzed the next day because of the poison Sasori concucted. Sasori even threatened him that he will turn Deidara into a puppet if he didn't stop his idiocy. They have hours of debate for that. Because for Deidara, everyone should see what his explosions can do because that is art.

"Art is eternal brat. Art that can be preserved and see for a long time." His partner opposed.

"You're wrong Sasori no Danna, un. Art is explosion. It is fleeting. It is beautiful precisely because it cannot be captured, yeah. It is here for a glimpse and gone in the next, un."

It took the members half an hour to stop them. His bastard of a partner even mocked him because what the fuck can he do that time? He was paralyzed. He didn't even get to attend his classes because he was laying all day in the meeting room, looking at the ceiling, daydreaming. But that's not the worst part. Obito was with him. Grinning like a madman, laughing at what happened to him. In the end, all he can do was to spout an insult at him and glared at him.

"If you don't stop laughing idiot I swear I will castrate you once I got out of this state, un." He growled at the Uchiha and the fucker laugh harder.

"When will the poison take off Deidara-chan?" Obito asked him between his giggles. He rolled his eyes on him.

"The bastard said it should take off at midnight, yeah." Deidara snarled. How the hell will he go home now? He can't fucking move. He doubt that Itachi will take him home because they're still not talking at each other. Deidara was still pissed at him for what he had done.

"Oh maybe I should take you home?" Obito asked him. Oh god there it was. The fucking grin that was pissing him off. He frantically shooked his head. No. Nope. Never. He won't let the bastard Uchiha take him home. "You don't have much choice Deidara-chan. You can't move." He added and again laughed at his condition.

True to his words, Obito took him home that day. He said it was hitting two birds with one stone since his parents wants to see him, and he needs to take him home. Obito carries him bridal style while entering their house. Surprised faces welcomed them.

"Oh my! Deidara! What happened to you?" His mother, Kushina, hurriedly run infront of them.

"Uhhh something happened...in the lab, yeah. I got paralyzed by uhm...some unknown chemical but it's not threatening, un. It won't kill me." He kinda explained. He just can't tell his mother that he pissed off his organization partner that resulted in him being paralyzed. He knew what his mother will do if she ever learned about it.

"Obito. It's nice of you to help and bring Deidara home." Minato, his father, joined the conversation. He smiled at Obito and looked worryingly at him.

"I want to see you two, too sensei." Obito replied, still carrying him. He coughed to gain their attention.

"Bring me to my room now, Uchiha." He demanded. His mother glared at him. He just looked like a spoiled brat just now. He innocently smiled.

His father tried to take him and bring him to his room himself but Obito said it was okay. On their way upstairs, he said something.

"I heard you like superiority. I'm sure of it now." Obito said, his voice still at the hearing range of his parents.

"Excuse me?" He growled at the man.

"Do you want me to call you Deidara senpai?" He asked seemingly looked innocent. He heard snickering from his parents behind.

"Shut up."

Obito just laughed at him and went their way on his room.

Then the rest of the week goes on. But his patience were wearing thin everytime he sees Obito. With his new kind of teasing, he won't be able to hold any longer and he might murder the Uchiha and no one will stop him. Everytime Obito see Deidara, he will try to jump him and use his idiot personality on him.

"Deidara senpai! Want to have a lunch together?"

"Deidara senpai! Let's go on a date!"

"Deidara senpai! Your explosions are beautiful!"

Deidara senpai this, Deidara senpai that. It didn't help that the Akatsuki members have this amused faced everytime Obito was tackling him, they even laugh at his new nickname. Okay! He like being a superior, a senpai, but if having a kohai means having Obito, he don't need one anymore thank you!

The idiot seems like to find a way not only to his patience but to his fucking damn fragile heart. Deidara denied it many times to himself. Of course he don't like to admit that he was falling in love to someone again. Because it was not good. He was an Uchiha Alpha.

He was contemplating to himself when he felt the sudden pain and heat in his stomach. Fuck, very good timing huh.

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I don't think this chapter made any sense but it's better than nothing (ʘᴗʘ✿)