Ashton: guYS
Calum: what
Micahel: i'm trying to sleep wtf do you want?
Ashton: we're in NYC and i'm bored af and luke won't wake up *frown emoji*
Michael: why are u bothering me all i want to do is sleep eat good pizza and suck calums dick
Calum: aw, bby
Ashton: wtf ew
Calum: ur just jealous cause i'm about to get morning head and ur not
Luke: lol
Ashton: um
Luke: ur choking sounds woke me up
Luke: asshole
Michael: lol
Calum: what do you guys want to do?
Ashton: i wanna go to central park
Luke: ew no lewis told me that central park is overrated anyway
Michael: he's just mad that taylor and harry went there together
Michael: oh i feel bad now
Calum: you should
Michael: don't be mad at me bby
Calum: you will get whats ur tonight
Luke: ...but that's none of my business
Ashton: omFG LUCAS *laughing emoji*
Ashton: BAE
Michael: i'm confused
Calum: go get me some coffee
Michael: you mean cawfee
Calum: don't say that on the streets you might get stabbed
Michael: this isn't Chicago
Calum: idk it might be
Calum: don't wanna risk it though
Luke: so coffee??
Ashton: omf yes please
Michael: i'm not getting you dumbfucks anything
Calum: bby please
Calum: mikey
Calum: pleaSe
Calum: MICAHEL CLIFFORD
Calum: ... I'll give you a blowjob later
Michael: decaf or?
Ashton: i love how we jumped from subject to subject and we still don't know where to go.
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A/N: Hello people! So this series is doing pretty well on Archive of Our Own so I thought I should put it here! :D I hope ya like it and I'll be posting the other parts up next!
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Band Texts (5SOS) (Lashton & Malum) (BoyxBoy)
Humor5SOS trash with Lashton & Malum (but some c.a.l.m as well) hope you enjoy!
