Luke: Michael
Luke: Mikey
Luke: Mike
Luke: dude
Luke: MICHAEL ANSWER UR DAMN PHONE
Luke: Miiiiiichael :(
Michael: what the fuck do u want emo
Luke: Ashton is being mean to me :(
Michael: so?
Luke: can i come over to ur and calums place pls
Michael: um no
Luke: whY
Michael: cause for one i hate u
Michael: second calum hates u
Luke: stop spilling out liES
Calum: Michael why are u being mean to luke?
Luke: caaaaalum :D
Michael: hes fucking bothering me with his lashton problems
Calum: u should know by now that everyone in this band is open to help with lashton problems
Michael: when tf did that become a thing???
Calum: ….just now
Luke: yeah asshole get with the program
Michael: did u just use a 19th fucking century line at me?
Luke: ofc I did
Calum: not that im enjoying the muke-ness of this but like can u both stfu
-A few hours pass because lashton had to have hot angry sex a responsible discussion about their relationship-
Luke: yaaay me and ashton made up :D
Calum: TAKE UR BULLSHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE K?
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Band Texts (5SOS) (Lashton & Malum) (BoyxBoy)
Humor5SOS trash with Lashton & Malum (but some c.a.l.m as well) hope you enjoy!
