Regarding The Trivial Matter of Not Being Able to Get Hard

(35-40) Would you like to spend a lifetime with me

Translator: PastTimer

Editor: PastTimer

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35.

Blac Boss went to a place alone, there he saw a man who looked four to five points similar to him.

The man could be described as withered, slumped in a wheelchair and unable to move, only his eyes could turn around.

"Big brother, you wanted to kill me back then and take my place. You hounded me and killed my brother, you've done a lot of things that can't be undone, have you ever thought that there'd be today?" Black Boss said, "You always wanted me to die, but I just didn't die."

Black Boss stood up and looked down at the man.

"I'm having a great time now, and I'm not impotent anymore, seven times a night—" Black Boss raised his chin and said to his brother, "Can you? Obviously, you can't."

"You can only wait to die here."

36.

Black Boss, accompanied by Xiao Yuan, came out of the doctor's office for the last time. He won't have to come to this place again in the future.

37.

Black Boss, who learned that he didn't need to take medicine to aid sex, was very happy. As soon as he got home, he picked up Xiao Yuan and kissed him several times, then they went into the bedroom and enthusiastically started exercising again.

However, as the sayings go, life is never without trouble.

When Black Boss tried to do a difficult position, he suddenly called timeout.

"Ah, wait a minute."

"What happened?"

"My waist."

——Black Boss who had been holding back for a few months, sprained his waist before he could eat more than two bites of meat.

Xiao Yuan once again banned this activity and ordered Black Boss who wanted to go to battle with an injury to take a good rest.

38.

After many days, Black Boss finally ate a very rich meal that was long late.

39.

He didn't know if he ate too much meat- or maybe it was because Xiao Yuan kept feeding him gourmet food. Black Boss felt that he had been fattened, two of his abdominal muscles were lost.

He stood on the scale, the displayed value "wooshed" and then stopped at an unprecedented number.

Black Boss's pupils quaked.

"How heavy?" Xiao Yuan curiously leaned over to see, Black Boss suddenly carried the willowy beauty upside down over his shoulders.

"Walk, exercise." Black Boss yelled with a guilty conscience.

That night, after Xiao Yuan fell asleep, Black Boss quietly got out of bed and went to the bathroom. He stood in front of the mirror and lifted his pajamas, looking down at his belly, he patted it. After a while, he put down his clothes, slid into the living room, and weighed again.

He even ate less dinner yet he still didn't lighten.

Black Boss sighed and gave up dejectedly.

He tiptoed back to the bedroom and laid down on the bed again. He wanted to pull Xiao Yuan into his arms but didn't expect that Xiao Yuan was already awake. Xiao Yuan took the initiative to move and put his hand on Black Boss's belly, squeezing...

"It feels good to pinch, cute." Xiao Yuan said, "Don't go on a diet, eat well, exercise a lot. I like every version of you."

"......Okay."

40.

Black Boss wanted to lose weight.

He wanted to lose weight for a reason.

He wants to propose.

However, losing weight was a long adventure, and he couldn't afford to wait any longer to propose.

So one night, when Xiao Yuan came home from outside, flickering candlelight lit up the dark room the moment he opened the door.

Black Boss stood inside a heart-shaped pattern of roses, balloons, and red candles. He walked towards him slowly and stretched out his hand to pull him into the heart.

Black Boss moved very elegantly, he knelt on one knee and took out the ring box, opening it and facing Xiao Yuan with a smile: "Would you like to spend a lifetime with me?"

Of course I would.

Xiao Yuan also smiled and nodded.

Black Boss couldn't help laughing. In order to create a good image today, he deliberately wore a slim and thinning dress. As a result, his shirt couldn't hold his stomach at all when he laughed. As he half-knelt, the arc of his stomach protruded even more.

But Black Boss didn't notice at all, he grinned and took out the ring to put it on Xiao Yuan.

Then he cleared his throat, ready to affectionately say love words he had started memorizing a while back. Unexpectedly, he had just finished saying the first word before a ripping sound interrupted and he heard Xiao Yuan calling him with a smile: "Wife."

Black Boss nodded reflexively: "Yes."

Um? Um? ? Um? !

However, Black Boss didn't have time to figure out what was wrong with this title as Xiao Yuan kissed him.

Xiao Yuan put his arms around his neck and called out "Wife."

"Go to the bedroom." Xiao Yuan said.

Black Boss forgot what else he had prepared for this marriage proposal. With a little effort, he hugged and kissed Xiao Yuan. He didn't even notice the button on his stomach breaking off and bouncing on Teddy's head who had been running circles around them without paying attention.

Teddy felt his head suddenly hurt, but couldn't figure out why it hurt. After touching it with his paw and confusedly running around a few times, he jumped on the sofa and played with a ball on his stomach.

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PastTimer: 

Xiao Yuan: Wife, stay still, I want to feel the baby kicking.