Regarding The Trivial Matter of Not Being Able to Get Hard

(13-20) The soft little brother suddenly stuns

Translator: PastTimer

Editor: PastTimer
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13.

An empty living room.

Black Boss and Xiao Yuan sat cross-legged on the sofa, facing each other.

He looked at Xiao Yuan's lively eyes, like two round purple grapes.

Nice.

But......

Black Boss rubbed his chin, regretting that he took the person home without completely thinking it through.

He was someone who wanted to go to the river to feed the fish, at any rate, he was used to staying alone. Now that there were more people in the household, he's gained extra responsibility.

He can't commit suicide as he wants.

It made him a little uncomfortable.

"Grulu", Black Boss'stomach yelled. It was noon now and he hasn't had breakfast, the pancake roll with green onions from last night had already gone to the sewers.

Xiao Yuan and the Black Boss looked at each other. Xiao Yuan looked down, his eyes were slightly bent and he asked: "Do you want to eat? I'm good at cooking."

Xiao Yuan's cooking skills were really superb, fragrant and delicious.

--Black Boss, who had eaten three bowls of rice, thought this while lying on the sofa holding his belly.

14.

He still has to consider Xiao Yuan's future life.

Because Black Boss was a responsible man. Since he had taken Xiao Yuan in he must take responsibility, otherwise, he'd be uneasy.

Black Boss was irritated and grabbed his hair. He thought about it and created a good plan. But before that, he still needed to ask.

He sat up with a "woosh".

"Xiao Yuan!" Black Boss shouted, "Come out! I have something to tell you!"

Xiao Yuan came out of the kitchen with a plate of cut fruits in hand and handed it to him.

Black Boss took a piece casually and asked, "Have you ever been very, very tired, not wanting to live and wanted to die?"

Xiao Yuan thought for a while and nodded hesitantly.

"Oh, what a coincidence! I do too! So, let's get together?" Black Boss patted his thigh excitedly. he looked at Xiao Yuan like he was a brother finally reunited after a long separation.

Xiao Yuan was a little confused: "?"

"I mean, why don't we jump into the river together? Arm in arm," the Black Boss said happily, nibbling on the apple slices in his mouth. "Puff fall into the water and quickly die- what do you think of this idea?"

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15.

This idea was obviously not very good.

They didn't jump or throw themselves into the river.

Because Black Boss himself rejected the plan with a sense of enthusiasm and then continued to lie face down on the sofa, like a striped fish smeared with salt from the front and back, being dried out.

Xiao Yuan stayed with Black Boss for the time being.

Black Boss let Xiao Yuan live in the guest room, a little far from his master bedroom.