Fiona x Deimos

The Years Start Coming

Sanford crouched down at Fiona.
"Are... Are you alright?"
Fiona was crying on top of Shrek. Shrek had been lying over tricky and had fallen unconscious. Fiona pushed Shrek off only to notice tricky with the onion ring. Fiona gasped. She was dead silent.
"..i"
Sanford reassured her by putting his hand on her shoulder and helping her up.
"It's gonna be alright. I.. It's.."
Fiona angrily snapped at Sanford
"NO! IT'S NOT GONNA BE ALRIGHT!"
She darted her head to look at Sanford but only saw his body and elegant face.
"..listen it's gonna be tough. I was doing you a favour. You would be forgotten if I didn't stop that zombie."
Deimos walked in with Sanford's hook, covered in blood.
"We err. We got rid of the cops."
"They're all dead."
"Yeah what Hank said."
Sanford fist-bumped Deimos.
"Nice."
Fiona noticed Deimos fist bump Sanford. He was extremely attractive anyway; according to Fiona. She went up to him and hugged his shoulder, and with tears in her eyes she said
"Please just- just end me from this nightmare!"
Hank and Sanford looked at each other in confusion.
"I think she wants you to kill her."
"Err."
Sanford twirled Fiona around and dove her into his arms.
"I can't do that but I can do something else."
Deimos was furious. Fiona was blushing violently and giggled under her breath.
"Well... What do you have big boy?"
Hank started to laugh to himself until he was on the floor; dying of laughter.
"Oh, I'm a big boy alright."
Hank was dying so hard and he just couldn't stop.
"OOOHHH MY GOD THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUEE!!"
Sanford laughed and stood Fiona up correctly. Deimos however, was crying. Tearing up. No one noticed. Hank was on the floor; still laughing. And Fiona and Sanford were exchanging gazes.