Loki Oneshots

Sylvie

"Where are we going?" Asked Loki
"Somewhere other than this planet that's trying to kill us" said sylvie. "Hmm, earth, 2024 sounds like fun"
"Isn't that when America decided re elect trump and the entire country went into anarchy?" Asked Loki
"Yup"
"Nice"

Sylvie programmed the tempad to the destination and they were both sucked into it.

They both fell into an enormous crowd and instantly lost each other. The sound of screaming protesters made any attempts to call for each other pointless, so loki just went with the crowd, hoping to at least get out of it.
"STAND DOWN TRUMP. STAND DOWN TRUMP. STAND DOWN TRUMP." chanted the crowd.
"Yo, put a mask on so they cant ID you on the cameras" said someone beside him and they threw him a mask.
Suddenly everyone started screaming as some massive rubber bullets were fired into the crowd. "WHY ARE YOU TREATING US LIKE THIS?" yelled someone
"THIS IS A PEACEFUL PROTEST"
Everyone started chanting stand down trump again and thats when over a hunderd cops ran into the crowd and started grabbing people. At this point, Loki conjured his daggers and started fighting the cops with them until he got grabbed and put into a police van with 6 other people.
He instantly teleported out and started fighting again. "Fuck, its one of those x-men, get a collar on it for gods sake."
"I am not one of the x-men! I am Loki of Asgard and i am burdened with glorious purpose! Now get this thing off me and KNEEL"
"Yeah whatever weirdo" said the cop and threw him into another van.
He looked out of the window of the van and saw sylvie smirking at him before disappearing.

"You have arrived at Nebraska police station, mutants unit. Any hostile behaviour will result in you being made unconscious. Please wait in your cell until authorised personnel come to collect you" said an automated voice from the speakers on the ceiling.
Loki kicked the wall in anger and the voice on the speakers started again "This is your final warning for hostile beh-" loki throws a potato at the speaker and it smashes into little pieces "shit...I'll pay for that" he says.
"We both know that ain't happening" says sylvie walking through the door.
"Thank god," says loki.
"Shut up and get out of here, my enchantment's only gonna last a few minutes" says sylvie. She conjures a key and unlocks the door and they jump into a tempad portal.

"Can you get this collar off me now?" Asked Loki.
"Nah" says sylvie.