coming back with the milk

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You go shopping with your boyfriend loki (m reader)

~~~~<Loki POV>~~~~

"Ok, were ready to go, have you got the list?" asks y/n.
"Got everything...wait where are my keys?" I say searching for my keys.
Y/n tosses them to me. "Same place you always leave them then forget about them" he laughs.
I roll my eyes and we walk out the door.

...At the supermarket...

"Ok, so we have Ice cream, chocolate milk, nachos, guacamole, wraps, chicken, ...Loki can you stop putting 'throne of Asgard' on the shopping list" says y/n, laughing.
I laugh as well. "I'll stop putting it on the list when I get it" I grin. Y/n mock punches me and calls me annoying. "I know" I say.

<><><>Y/n pov<><><>

"Karen alert," I whisper to Loki, as a grumpy middle aged woman glares at us and mutters about public decency.
"I'll show her public indecency" he mutters to me, grinning mischievously.
"Dont you dare!" I whisper-shout.
"Aww, let me have some fun, I'm literally the God of mischief here," he whines.
"No, your the god of mischief in asgard, here your annoying...and cute" I say and Loki pretends to be offended.

We get to the checkout and I read the list again, "fuck, we forgot milk" I say.
"Just like your dad" says loki. I glare at him and he dies laughing.
"one second I'll get it" he says.
I wait for about 5 minutes before he comes back with it.
"Jeez, you took ages, what were you doing? Finding my dad?" I say.
"If I said yes to that question would you believe me?" He asks, smiling.
"Knowing you, yes I probably would" I laugh.

We pay for the shopping and take it home.

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