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Boyfriend:
-Either real quiet or a dad sneeze
-No in between
-Uses his elbowGirlfriend:
-Quiet
-She sneezed?
-No one even heard itPico:
-lOUD AF
-You could hear this man sneeze miles away
-Not pRoUd oF itSkid:
-Fast kinda sneezer
-it's so quick you can barely even tell it was a sneeze
-Sneezes out in the openPump:
-The double sneezer
-He sneeze once he sneeze twice
-Poor pumpkin man :(Daddy Dearest:
-Obviously a dad sneezer
-Sneezes into a tissue
-Hes fancy like thatMommy Dearest:
-Either a kitten sneezer or a normal sneeze
-achoo kinda thing
-Acts completely normal afterSenpai:
-The screamer
-Uses his sleeve
-Germs still going everywhereTankman:
-The machine gun
-usually scares everyone within 10 feet of the man
- Makes people wonder if a gun went off☻
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