Mini Tsunade

C-rank finale

I'm. So. BOARD! I can't do anything but sit down and look pretty. I got into a fight with a few muggers for fun because I'm so bored. Fū is a good sparring partner don't get me wrong it's just that she can't always be here and she is not on my level no offence. She's good like high joinin good but I'm bordering sannin level.

Actually I sound pretty arrogant. But it's true! Perhaps someone needs to come along and kick my ass? It will probably make me think twice about underestimating people and ending up in situations like this.

But today's the day. My team is coming and the invasion will happen. I had some minor guard changes near the hero water but couldn't do much else until my time comes. What am I ninja Jesus? My times whenever 'ttbane!

BANG

My time has come 'TTBANE. Now time to screw with these bitches!

I grab my kunai pouch and make my way to the sector I was in before just in time to see myself disappear. 'God do I really look like that?' My musings were cut short when some more bombs went off.

I made my way through the crowd doing my mothers signature chakra enhanced punches. The strain in my body is starting to catch up but I need to make sure my teammates are safe.

Hinata is taking the civilians away so she should be good and Sasuke is near the neo quadrant. Baka-sensei is doing whatever so I should probably go to Sasuke.

I throw a right hook to the left into someone's stomach creating a blast. Ripples formed in the air from the force and blood flew. I heard a sickening crack from their ribs and I knew. I knew in that moment that this wasn't my first kill.

I felt sick. Zabuza. I killed him to but never thought...and Gatuo and the thugs from when I was ten andandand. Oh my god I killed them. Why have I never thought about...

"Kit, now is not a time to feel guilty. Those people would have killed you if you hadn't killed them. You can enjoy it and it won't matter. In the ninja world it's kill or be killed."

I breathe in and out. Yea, that's right, it's kill or be killed. Morals don't mean much to the enemy. I sent my mental thanks to Kurama and ran.

I pushed chakra into my legs causing a boom. Not very stealthy if you ask me. Maybe a seal could nullify it. It would be hard but if I miniaturise it into a small compound da...

"Seal maniac."

Right, I'm in battle. Seals at home.

"Fire release: Phoenix sage!" A huge burst of fire took down the enemies on my right.

"Oi, teme, are all Uchiha's pyro maniacs?! You nearly took me with them!"

A smug little shit dropped next to my while smirking. Oh how I wish I could punch you right now. "Hn, if you get killed by that maybe your not fit to be a ninja."

"Oh it's on Uchiha. Don't forget my great Jiji beat up Madara-teme. That proves I'm better Dattebane!"

"Just because your Jiji beat up Madara doesn't mean you could beat me."

"Fine! Training ground 78 when we get to Konoha!"

He nodded. "Loser has to buy the others food for a week."

I grinned. "Your on! Now let's beat up some missing-nin's"

"Fire release: great fireball jutsu! Wind style: wind spears!"

As we said that our jutsu s combined into what could on be called as a solar flare. Flames burst from all around and pushed everything else away. They shot threw our opponents within the blink of an eye and circled us.

The flames took a full minute to subtract slightly and it was only thanks to my water release we got out. Carnage was all I could see but thankfully no civilians.

I caught Sasuke's eye and grinned. He smirked right back. Oh this going to be so much fun Dattebane!

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Kakashi and Hinata were running through Taki to find their teammates to tell them that the trailers have been subdued. Kakashi knew his gennin's were strong but his worry grew when he looked at the damage around him.

He looked around desperately to see if they were ok but what he found was something he would never have expected. Sasuke was beating up a missing-nin and Naru cheering him on.

"Beat his ass!" Naru yelled. "That pedo was eyeing me!"

Oh god these crazy kids. So...much...paperwork. He wished he could return these kids. And if he lifted his headband to reveal his sharingan no one would know. And if this became one of his most treasured memories no one would know it to.

Sasuke the crazy kid, Hinata the peace keeper and Naruto the most unpredictable ninja. That's his team and he's proud of it.

AN

Thanks for reading. Oh and to clear things up the reason why Naruto and Sasuke's jutsu combined even though it's meant to take a lot of practice is because of their reincarnation status. I always thought it was weird that the only thing that they ever got from it was a bond far to one sided and six paths chakra. Both Hashirama and Ashura had Mokuton so in turn shouldn't Naruto? And both Madara and Indra were both generational geniuses so shouldn't Sasuke? Not saying he's dumb but Indra literally created hand signs and Madara survived the warring states so he must have picked up jutsu as easy as breathing. It had a lot of potential and was never looked further into which makes me sad. Naruto survived of power ups and Sasuke trained his ass of only to be second best. Their potential is crazy but so nullified like Sasuke being chakra exhausted after breathing too hard. I plan to change that and make Orochimaru use all those jutsu he literally killed for. Kureni was a genjutsu mistress but so looked down upon. She became a jonin for a reason damn it! If that was the only thing she was good at she would have stayed a tokubetsu jonin. Anko was taught and recognised by the snake sannin himself so she would be putting in more of a fight then some suicide technique that definitely wouldn't have done anything. If you sat through my rant thanks and tell me if you disagree or want to add something. I'm always open to suggestions.