1)
Stampy is no longer allowed to stand in the conner and twiddle his thumbs
2)
Target is not to refer to Stampy as any of the the following:
Pussy cat
Cat without a hat
Puss in boots
Kitty cat
Moggy
That old Tom cat
Random stray
Knock-off Garfeild
A Felidie style monster
The other half of that cat scp
Fire'hearts un successful sibling
Cat face cat
3)
The villian base does not have a Ethics committee. If we did do you think that Technoblade would be incharge of it.
4)
Dan is no longer allowed to say the phrase "more than a thousand babies" with in earshot of any government official.
5)
Phrases such as "just burn her at the stake a few times" or any reference to the Salem witch trials are prohibited from being said within earshot of Lizze.
6)
Pork, Lamb , Duck and Veil are prohibited from being cooked at the Villian base.
7)
Lava is not allowed into the Villian base.
8)
Veeva Dash is not to be mentioned within earshot of Hit the Target unless you wish to be shot, ether by Target or Schlatt.
9)
Dancat or Dnf smut does not count as bed time stories for children at the Villian base.
10)
Just because there's rules about it Wilbur does not mean we are trying to control your mind.
(y̶e̶s̶ i̶t̶ d̶o̶e̶s̶)
No it doesn't and Wilbur is not allowed to edit this document
11)
"Just let it burn" or "throw some dogs at it" are not valid ways to solve an issue
12)
Lee is not allowed to use any of Dr. Trauress machines for recreational use
13)
Mob and pet speed dating never happened and anyone with memories of the advent should report to Target for Amnestic potions
14)
Stampy, Dan, Lee and Squid are not allowed to be left alone together without proper supervision. Target, Tommy, Wilbur or Techno do not count as proper supervision. You know what just keep them separated.
15)
Wilbur is no allowed to refer to himself or anyone in Amy's family as "Fish fuckers".
16)
Target is not any of the following:
God, a Goddess, the king, the queen, the Prince, the Princess, emperor of anything.
However he is some how part of the senior leadership team.
17)
Tommy is not allowed to send Nigerian esc spam mail to the church of Jeremy
18)
Wilbur is not allowed to be within 100 meters of explosives.
19)
Any form of the word "accident" will not get you excused
20)
Stampy is not allowed to own a snake after that one time...
21)
Yes Stampy is wearing clothes, just because he is semi transformed does not mean that they are not there.
22)
Scott and Target are not allowed to gang up on anyone of a English background on the bases that it's 'revenge'.
(Jess is not allowed to retaliate back)
23)
Target is not allowed to gamble peoples 'Free will' if they are unaware that Target is a ghost.
24)
Just because you managed to make Stampy swear once Wilbur does not mean that you should try to make Stampy swear again
25)
If Techno and Target have been assigned a mission they are not to be referred to as any of the following:
Thing 1 and thing 2
Dumb and Dumber
Lizzies henchmen
A bag of bone and a hog.
26)
Just because you are technically a demi God that does not mean taking on Lizze is a good idea.
27)
Lee and Dan when together are not allowed to access to cooking equipment.
28)
I'd don't care how hard you try you can't 'undye' someone's hair if it is a natural colour.
29)
Trying to disprove God to Dreamxd is a overall pointless idea
30)
Daring people to attempt to ride Traveler tackles is dangerous and prohibited, due to her throwing anyone that's not Target off into a fence.
31)
Just because you can doesn't mean you should Phil.
32)
Stealing Targets mask was funny all of once, and that moment was ruined by the bloodbath that ensued
33)
Just because Joel has 'boomer energy' does not qualify leaving him out of important meetings.
34)
Polly is no longer allowed to make Cabin pressure references at inappropriate times.
35)
Referring to Ranboo as "the neighbours kid' is not allowed.
36)
"Crafting a belt" is not a suitable punishment for misbehaving.
37)
Stampy is to disclose he has wings before jumping of high surfaces, including but not limited to, Cliffs, buildings and trees.
38)
Squaishy is no longer allowed to 'moisten' Ranboo if he is annoying them.
39)
Tailing Dan and Stampy around for half an hour does not count as a conversation Dream.
40)
Don't bake people into cake
41)
Stop twerking in front of telescopes.
(I've ran out of ideas il add more if have any)
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Rules of the Villan base
Fanficbecause the villian base is wild. And Lizze is sleep deprived.
