Sacred Madness

Chapter 2: Twisted Wonderland

<INVALID> Tricky/Joshua breaking 4th wall

%Hank eliminated% Auditor/William breaking 4th wall

?fuck off? Hank/Y/N breaking 4th wall

-have no fear- Kaleb/Savior breaking 4th wall.

[???] ???

Tricky POV:

We get to the church and see a few bats about to storm it.

(They all have masks, you get to decide the masks that are not Tricky's)

Auditor: well well well, look what we have here, a few bats in a crow's nest.

Hyoudou: who the hell are you?!

Tricky: INVALID

Hank: We are madness.

Koneko's eyes widen at this.

Koneko: you guys stormed my old masters hideout... WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Tricky: INVALID

Auditor: We are here to slaughter a few crows.

Kiba decides to step in

Kiba: this is personal business, leave.

He suddenly has a dagger at his neck

Hank: we didn't give you authority over us now did we?

Hyoudou: *sigh* kiba...we'll need all the help we can get.

Kiba:fine.

Koneko bursts open the door and Auditor sends a grunt in only for their body to fly out a few seconds later.

Auditor: that's new.

Hank: I did it, so it's not new.

Auditor: yeah but you're a freak of nature.

Hank: Hey!

We walk in and see a Kentucky Fried Pedophile.

KFP: HEY! WHO THREW THAT GREY MAN AT ME?!

Auditor: that would be me.

KFP decided to leap at Auditor with a light sword but Kiba parried it and started fighting him. Koneko fought KFP and Hyoudou went downstairs along with the rest of us...but it was too late, she was already dead and her body violated. So hyoudou went to fucking w a r. His Sacred Gear finally decided to wake up to boosted stage. He eradicated most of the priests while grunts finished them off. The lead crow decided to monolouge about "oh I'm so powerful nobody can beat me" hyoudou atta-oh wait...<rereads page of script>he passed out. Good, we can go all out now. I summoned my sign and whacked the bitchy crow but she healed and got riddled with bullet holes. Turns out Auditor gave Savior, who has been oddly quiet this time, an uzi and he was just unloading everything into her <lol!> I yeet my sign at her and she's cut in half. This ultimately kills her but she had last words! fun.

Raynare:I was supposed to be the stro-

I cut her head off mid-word. I fucking hate last words they are like insults saying I didn't kill them enough! I just sit there for a few minutes hitting her with the sign. I look up to see the dead girl looking at me in horror. I realize what happened and glared at Gremory and it took the entirety of madness to hold me back from slaughtering the red hair bitch right fucking now after I got over my little fit I was still fucking pissed but I didn't actively try to "be hunted by the entirety of the devil race" buuuuuuuut that doesn't matter. I feel a Kentucky Fried Fuck somewhere watching...we'll meet later Phoenix, I can guarantee that. All of a sudden we feel a very powerful presence that most people would be scared of, of course we're the madness crew so we don't really care. The presence gets ever closer as it gets stronger and stronger. The roof of the church is completely ripped apart as we see two people thrown in by a giant skull-like mass.

Hank: Sanford, Deimos

Sanford: Hank

Deimos looks at the devils and points his gun at them.

Deimos: What the hell are devils doing at a church.

Auditor: fallen church actually, we just got done slaughtering the inhabitants.

Savior: better question is what the hell are you guys doing here.

Deimos lights a cigarette with his thumb

Deimos: We got thrown here by some doot motherfucker

Sanford: on another note, kokabiel has another pet, which we think comes from Nevada.

Tricky: VALID

Hank: we should go back to base.

Auditor: yes we should.

*timeskip*

We make it back to base and we all take off our masks, with me unsummoning mine.

Auditor: so a skeleton has appeared at random?

Sanford: fucker came out of a portal or something.

Auditor: shit...this is potentially more dangerous than we thought.

He fucken knows something and I intend to figure it out. We all go to bed with Sanford and Deimos having their own rooms somehow.

*timeskip*

We get up and it turns out Sanford and Deimos have a car. We are currently going to school with Y/N and William in that car. Lazy fucks. Savior and I make it to the school a while after the other two and I remember something.

Joshua: Hey Will what did Shitori need

William: Shitori just wanted to play a game of chess.

Kaleb: and you won.

William: yep.

Y/N: you are fucking retarded, knowing the Sitris they will probably want you to marry her.

William: wait... oh Scheiße your right!

Joshua: and I wonder how you are the smartest.
<Nope!>
%Fuck off%
<Nope!>
William: that was aggressive.

Joshua: you know something about that skeleton bitch Deimos and Sanford are talking about.

William: he shouldn't be a threat, he mostly likes pranking people, if he does harbor malicious intent towards us we are fucked so I would suggest that we don't piss him off.

We go our separate paths and get to class.

*timeskip*

After class we each get told to go to the Occult Research Club by bitch boy kiba.

As soon as we get in there we notice a silver haired woman in the room as well as a Kentucky Fried Fuck.

William: Hey Grafiya

Grafiya: Hello William

Joshua: How do you-

William: a story for another day. Oh and is Sirzechs still up for that D&D game?

Grafiya: yes its the only thing he's talked about for the past week, Serafall wants in too.

William: fuck it s u r e.

Phoenix:grrrrrrr do not ignore Riser!

William: I wasn't talking to you anyway how has your day been grafiya

End of chapter I'm lazy and all will be explained later