Sacred Madness

Chapter 4: Bring Back the Madness

3rd POV:

William: How long has it been since the story has been updated?

Y/N: I don't fucking know.

Joshua: I mean, c'mon we have to do something now.

Rias: Um...what are you guys talking about?

Joshua: nothingtoworryabout!

William: Jesus Christ-

Kaleb: You called?

William: Please be quiet.

Rias: Anyway, have you heard the news?

Y/N: What news?

Rias: Riser has been found dead in his room.

William:...How did he die?

Rias: His body was found with his torso sliced in half with a bullet in his head.

Y/N:...Oh...Oh Son of a-

William: Is it who I think it is?

Joshua: Probably

Rias: Who are you talking about?

William: PointlessDesktopFan

Kaleb: Pink Hank. They almost killed Y/N and Josh a few years back.

Rias: Isn't Joshua immortal?

Kaleb: It's Pank's Sacred Gear. Anti-Reality. It's extremely powerful.

Joshua: I'M GONNA KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER!

William: Joshua, calm dow-

All of a sudden an explosion was heard, everyone looked outside to see the sky being purple and a elf crack addict.

Elf: HAHAHAHA where's the Gremory and Sitri brats, I need to kill them to restart the Great War!

William: Dumbass, he'll probably die in the conflict.

Joshua/Kaleb/Y/N: Yeah.

William: Alright then, let's Bring Back the Madness

William then proceeds to jump out of the window along with the other members of the Madness Crew.

Elf on Crack: Huh? Who the hell are you-

The crack addict proceeds to get slammed into the ground by our favorite clown, TRICKY!

Tricky: INVALID, HAAAAAANK

Y/N: Motherfu-you know what, nevermind

Y/N, now Hank, goes into his balance breaker and fires at Kokabiel(is that how you spell his name? Whatever) when all of a sudden 2 exorcists get in the way

Exorcist 1: Dammit, Kokabiel isn't supposed to start his plan yet!

Exorcist 2: It's probably because of the Madness Crew.

Freed Jumps in and starts attacking but is intercepted by Savior with his sword. Tricky gets a light spear to the stomach but doesn't stop attacking.

Some pedophile I can't remember the name of: It's pointless, the sword that Freed is using has four of the six pieces of Excalibur.

William: Nice, mind if I have it?

Pedo: Who the hell are you?!

Auditor: I, am The Auditor, and you my friend, have fucked with the wrong group.

All of a sudden the pedo gets stabbed through the chest by an Agent (just forget about the fact that I said MAG agent in earlier chapters) and he goes flying.

(With Tricky)

Tricky is beating down Kokabiel when Kokabiel kicks him through the school and flies into the air.

Kokabiel: FUCK THIS!

Kokabiel then proceeds to make a giant light spear and throw it at the school, completely annihilating it...Along with Tricky.

Auditor: NO!

The Auditor...William...looks at the annihilated school. Not even the Improbability Drive can fix that.

William: You...YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

William pulls out a mini gun and starts unloading at Kokabiel, who blocks all of the shots and calls somebody. All of a sudden hundreds of fallen angels descend from the sky and attack the remaining three. William is held down and stabbed through the chest, but that doesn't hurt him, he is still unable to move.

Hank is trying to fight off the fallen along with Savior, with no success

*with Joshua*

Joshua finds himself in a dark void, watching as a clown just stares at him

Clown: Is-Is that really it? PATHETIC! You should have been stronger than that.

Joshua: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you damn clown.

Clown: Clown? CLOWN?! I AM TRICKY! I AM THE GUY WHO YOU TRIED TO BE. I AM THE GUY WHO HAD YOUR POWERS AND USED THEM BETTER. Now here's what you're going to do.

The ashes of Joshua slowly start to shift

Tricky: You are going to go out there

The ashes slowly start to spin in place

Tricky: And you will show every single goddamn one of them-

The ashes rise as the start to form a humanoid

Tricky: What has been universal since day FUCKING one.

The ashes slow down

Joshua: And what would that be?

The ashes freeze in place

Tricky: Well it's that-

The ashes fall back down, showing Joshua in his balance breaker

Tricky/Joshua: YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN, CLOWN KILLS YOU.

Josh-No...TRICKY. Quickly flies towards Kokabiel with his sign and bashes him towards the ground. The fallen fighting Hank and Savior suddenly turn to dust as everything descends into Madness.

Kokabiel: Ow...what the-

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

All of a sudden a train runs over Kokabiel as well as the fallen holding William down, killing them instantly. William rises from the ground and looks at Tricky.

William: Jesus Christ-

Savior: Yes?

William: Joshua you scared the hell out of me.

Joshua gets out of his Balance Breaker

Joshua: Well I like to please-

William hits him over his head.

William: The next time you do that I'll kill you myself.

Joshua: You don't got the balls my guy.

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