Sacred Madness

Chapter 5: Some Meeting

3rd POV;

Y/N walks into the ORC building, where the leaders of the 3 Factions were waiting.

Sirzechs: Took you long enough, where's your brothers?

Y/N: William and Joshua are off somewhere being idiots and Kaleb...not a clue.

Michael: He's actually currently in Heaven.

Y/N: Why?

Michael: Are you aware of where the Halo came from?

Y/N: Nah, never really questioned it.

Michael: Well, back when Jesus was crucified, his Halo remained. His body was buried, and eventually lost to time, although his sprit, and through extension Halo, remained. Eventually, his Halo was found. The person who found the soul of Christ was named Jebediah Christoff, or the person who first wielded the Halo against Hank J Wimbleton.

Y/N: I came here for the Peace Treaty, not a fucking history lesson.

Azazel: Your brother is probably training his Sacred Gear.

Y/N: Ok. You see? That's what I was asking.

Michael's eye slightly twitched in annoyance. All of a sudden a red and black portal appears in the room, which Auditor and Joshua come out of.

Auditor: There appears to be a slight problem.

Y/N: What happened?

Auditor: I can't create Grunts, Agents, or any other soldiers.

Y/N: I don't see the problem. You don't need them.

Auditor: Indeed, but it would be inconvenient to take on multiple enemies at once.

Y/N sighs

Azazel: Then how about you make a group?

Auditor: Oh? And what would this mean?

Azazel: You get to hire members of the Supernatural, and then you get hunting privileges.

Michael: That seems way too simpl-

Azazel: Well I don't care, they get the ability to hire people and hunt stray supernatural, what is the problem?

Michael: What if they use their power against us?

Azazel: Well, they could do that right now and we're fucked, at least some of us are.

Sirzechs: I don't have a problem with it.

Michael sighs

Michael: Fine, what would you like to name your Organization?

Auditor thinks for a minute when Savior comes into the room.

Savior: Did I miss anything?

Joshua: Nope, you got here just in time for a new group to be formed.

Auditor: How about "Agency Against Corrupt Supernatural", or AACS, as somewhat of a callback to AAHW.

Michael: Well, you'll have to sign these papers and-

All of a sudden the roof got ripped off of the building to show hundreds if not thousands of Magicians trashing the place.

Y/N: That doesn't seem very good.

Joshua: No it does not.

Savior: Get off of your asses and MOVE!

Hank: Fuck off!

Tricky: INVALID

Hank: And stop talking like that, it's obvious you aren't forced to!

Auditor watches as Savior creates the Binary Sword, a Stray Exorcist tries to slash at Savior but he blocks and cuts the exorcist in half. Another one comes and tries to fire at Savior, but he raises his hand and red energy comes from it, stopping the bullet in its tracks. Auditor creates a gun and shoots the exorcist in the head, killing him.

Auditor: Didn't know that you could do that.

Savior: I only just learned I could. Apparently I have a few other kinds of shields too.

Auditor: Who needs that many shields?

Savior: No idea.

Auditor: Well none of them will stop a nail from going into your hands and feet, will they?

Savior: Screw you.

Auditor: The Romans already did that to you.

Tricky: HA!

Vali: What the fuck is going on?

Auditor appears behind him, Benelli M4 in hand

Auditor: I'm 'bout to blow my load all over your insides.

Vali: Wait wha-

*BANG*

Vali's head then blew up via "mysterious" means, the wings on his back tried to dissipate only for Auditor to grab them

Auditor: I don't think so, OI! SAVIOR! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

Savior: What?

Auditor: You and Sebastian will extract the Sacred Gear from this guy, then we'll work on a project of mine.

Savior: And what would that be?

Auditor: There's a reason why I didn't want to come here, I don't want the Supernatural Factions to know about it.

Savior: Oh.

Auditor: Anyway, can you extract the Gear?

Savior: I should be able to, if it doesn't work then I'll just make him a zombie so we can do the normal ritual.

Auditor: Good, let's deal with the rest of these buffoons.

Tricky: Did you just call these guys Fuckin' buffoons?

Auditor: Yes, is there a problem?

Tricky: Nah, let's fucking get these guys.

Tricky pulls out his sign and Auditor pulls out two MP5Ks.

Tricky: Low caliber bullshit.

Auditor: I saw them and thought "why not?".

Tricky: Fair-

Tricky decapitates a Stray Exorcist while another gets filled with bullets.

Tricky: -Enough!

Auditor: Thought you would say that, it's good to finally be going against waves of enemies again.

Tricky: Well if you weren't such a FUCKIN SHUT IN then you would be able to do this more.

Auditor: I have important things to do.

Tricky: Like read fanfic-

Tricky immediately got several rounds to the head, not that it stopped him, of course.

Tricky:...I'm surprised that you didn't try to blow up the younger devils

Auditor: I'm an asshole, not a dick.

Tricky: I'll have to disagree with you on that.

Auditor stops in his tracks and looks at Tricky, Tricky does the same. Hank then hits both of them over the head, causing the two to glare at him.

Hank: Knock it off, you fucking idiots.

This wasn't that good of a chapter, sorry about that, next chapter (whenever it comes) should be of a higher quality.
Or. Other idea, I rewrite this story to make it a higher quality.

Choose one:

A. I continue writing this without discontinuing this story.

B. I rewrite this, make it better.