FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: Monokuma, Guac
WRITERS: Mollymauk, Jebediah, Guac
RATED ALL AGES
Guac stood at the steps up to the school, wearing the uniform. As he entered he saw the school bully standing at his locker; Monokuma. How was Guac supposed to get to his books? He knew Monokuma would beat the crap out of him if he tried to force his way in. Maybe he could talk his way through? Then again, Guac knew he wasn't good with his words, so that could probably piss off Monokuma more. Think Guac think.. how can you get Monokuma to move out of the way?
--------------------Monokuma looked over at Guac. SHIT! The chad of the school was looking at him!" Hey, big boy.. come meet me at the back of the school later at lunch.. "Guac gulped and nodded. He was nervous.. the bully wanted to see him at lunch! Guac shuffled away, Monokuma smacked his ass as he walked by, Guac shivered. Does Monokuma usually do this?The day went by slowly, Guac was scared of what was to come at lunch hour.. that was when the lunch bell rang. Guac gulped and shivered, oh no oh god oh fuck! Guac walked over to the back of the school, making sure nobody saw him. There was nobody there once he got there, so he waited, leaning against the wall. Was this even the right choice? Suddenly, the metal clanking of Monokuma's steps emerged, growing closer." Hey, big boy... I see you followed my demand.. that's a good little avocado.. "Guac blushed, turning a tomato red. Why was Monokuma calling him these names? Suddenly, Monokuma leaned over to Guac and started to make out with him. It was passionate and sensational, Guac wanted it to last forever. Monokuma was the best kisser ever! Then again, this was Guac's first kiss. Suddenly, two people emerged while they were kissing... it was Pitbull, aka Mr. Worldwide, and Gunther ( known as JBB the Rapper in this universe )! Pitbull was carrying a large gun, and JBB the Rapper held a long machete." STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT! "--------------------Guac quickly looked over at Pitbull and Gunther, as he stepped in front of Monokuma. "Get away from Monokuma! If you hurt him, I will hurt you even more! I never felt such love in my life until I felt Monokuma smack my ass! I even enjoyed how he squeezed it a little bit!"Pitbull and Gunther now looked at each other laughing, as they smiled, before Pitbull said. "Hurt him? No! What you two have is special... I could never do that... we wanted to know... if you wanted to go on a double date?''Monokuma looked at Guac before slapping his tight ass once more. "Yeah we would love that, wouldn't we, my little avocado..."Guac nodded. "Yeah... consider it a date...''Monokuma, Guac, Gunther, and Mr.Worldwide then went out, having the best time of their life, as they got ice cream, Monokuma, and Guac sharing a cone, and Gunther and Mr.Worldwide sharing a cone. Until suddenly... Guac woke up... he was just having a dream... "God damnit! I thought... I thought this was real... I loved him so much...'' Guac now turned over, sobbing in bed until a voice called out. "Sorry Guac, I was taking a massive shit, but I'm back, honey...''It was Monokuma!So it was just a dream, but Guac then remembered he had been married to Monokuma for the past 15 years! And they went on to live happily ever after until that BITCH JUNKO RUINED IT, fucking asshole...
