FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: Pikachu, Kiibo
WRITERS: Lemon Tart, Guac, Jebediah
RATED ALL AGES
(Kiibo!PokemonTrainer AU) Kiibo began rummaging through his bag, where was his food? He had a pokemon to feed, and fast! There was a gym just ahead of him and It wasn't going to defeat itself. Kiibo fount the rare candy and unwrapped it. He handed it to the small, yet chubby Pikachu before him. The Pikachu was name Zippy, and he was one of Kiibo's first pokemon. The Pikachu had an everstone, meaning he would never evolve. Pikachu took the candy and happily ate it up, his small cheeks filled with delight as he began to give off a very happy smirk. "Hey, the gym is just this way." Zippy and Kiibo headed forward to the fire gym ahead of them."--------------------Kiibo smiled as he looked at Pikachu. "Hey Pikachu, don't get hurt out there, okay? I have a bunch of potions, but still I don't want you to get to hurt, okay?" Once Kiibo and Pikachu finally reached the gym they walked into a fully dark room, just the two of them. "J-jeez pikachu... is it hot in here, or is it just you?" Kiibo tried to lip bite, but failed, since he has no god damn lips. "...Pika...'' Being a Pikachu he said, Pika, what the fuck else would he say, fucking Squirtle!? Any way, finally the flames lit up showing the fire gym leader, as they stood smiling, waiting for Kiibo and Pikachu to approach, after beating all his dumbass minions, who are a pain in the ass, they are easy to beat, but then you have to go alllll the way back just to re-heal your pokemon...--------------------Anyway, we're getting off track.. the fire gym leader smirked and winked, preparing to commence the battle. Suddenly, they did a lip bite and danced the macarena. HOLY FUCK HE GOT THE MOVES!Kiibo and Pikachu also started dancing, that was when Y/N and the random fucking dog came walking over during their second date. HOLY SHIT MAN! They quickly ran as soon as they saw the sick moves the three of them were doing, they were so sick that everyone in the Pokemon universe came over and joined in! They kept dancing.. and dancing.. even during the night! Nobody stopped to get a drink, sleep, or eat! Eventually, they all died. Except, since there was nobody there left to clean up the bodies, the bodies sat there and decomposed for a long, long time.. up until the point where a tourist came, looking for a nice, good getaway, only to find thousands upon thousands of corpses lying there! Of course, they screamed, and then they fainted in shock and died on the spot! There was nobody to call for help because of that, so there was one more body added to the pile, as everyone's bodies rotted, they slowly decomposed into the Earth, but since dead matter provided fertilizer for plants, the town suddenly grew into a new rainforest! From then on, that place was known as the Deadly Rainforest, most people assume that they all died because of the conditions in the forest, but it was actually because they were partying too hard!Fanfic created with #FranticFanfic.
