haikyuu!! || hullabaloo

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—— groupchat || volleyballers

grand kink: i just found out why overpopulation is a problem

kuroo testicles: which is?

grand kink: heterosexuality

Iwaizumi Hajime: its 4 am get ur ass back in bed

11:05 PM

grand kink: im bored

kuroo testicles: hi bored im dad

[ grand kink kicked kuroo testicles from the group ]

grand kink: his joke was ugly.

hinata shouyo: help

someone help

Plksd

grand kink: what is wrong, child

sugawara koushi: I think tf not u trickass bicth

grand kink: continue, son.

lol bicth

sugawara koushi: I am not having this conversation with you today

grand kink: can we just talk about hinata

go on chibi chan

your bad mother isnt here to disturb you

sugawara koushi: Did you just call me a bad mother

grand kink: i wasnt saying you.. unless you think you are? ohoho

CHIBI CHAN IS IWA CHAN AND I'S CHILD

akaashi keiji: allow me to introduce myself

Bokuto Koutaro: HeY HEY HEYYY

YES CHIBI CHAN IS OURS

sugawara koushi: i thiNK THE FUCK

Yall been expired

Ya done

grand kink: rude

hinata shouyo: so accidentally threw something that i shouldnt have done

sugawara koushi: elaborate, son.

akaashi keiji: false but whatever

dai sugu: am i the only one seeing this sudden change of personality???

akaashi just say whatever?? um???

hinata shouyo: i threw at these poppy flowers.

and i ate the seeds

my mom said it was safe since its from the garden

and i took a pregnancy test

grand kink: wh

why in the

why in the heck would u

why would u take a pregnancy test

hinata shouyo: i dONT KNOW 😭😭

BUT IT TURNED POSITIVE

AM I PREGANANANNT? PREGERT?

kozume kenma: what

sugawara koushi: so you ate a bunch of poppy seeds?? in your mothers garden?

what does this correlate to you throwing things?

hinata shouyo: i threw a ball at my moms flower bed

and hit the poppy seeds

and ate them bc i always do zats

grand kink: arent you supposed to cook that first? \˚ㄥ˚\

hinata shouyo: i ate them fine when i was a kid

akaashi keiji: hinata, i love you with all of my heart and you are my beloved son but why are you like this

Bokuto Koutaro: Im sorry kaaji its probably my genes

sugawara koushi: why is everyone getting pregnant

Hana Makki: this is too early for a 11 pm

matsukawa issei: ikr? lets watch the drama babe

Hana Makki: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍆

sugawara koushi: so what made you want to take a damned pregnancy test??

hinata shouyo: there was a bunch

my moms works at the pharmacy and has lots and i got bored

i wanted to do a little joke amd expected it to be negative but it was positive

i dont know what to do 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

akaashi keiji: hinata has it ever occurred to you that you are male

and that your biology does not have a uterus? hinata why havent u had sex ed??

grand kink: to top it all off arent u

yeno

un sinful?

Hana Makki: lmao 'un sinful'

matsukawa issei: could be us

Hana Makki: nahhhhhh

sugawara koushi: i cant believe we are having this conversation right now

grand kink: add tetsu chan

oh wait i kicked him

lol

[ grand kink added kuroo testicles to the group ]

grand kink: kuroo chan pls enlighten us with your chemistry knowledge

your science knowledge

nolej

kuroo testicles: well well well

if it isnt the CAT out of the bag

grand kink: basically chibi chan threw something at his mothers flower bed, ate poppy seeds, took a pregnancy test, and got pregnant.

kuroo testicles: what

btw hes kenma and i's kid

he has my kittens pride and joy. im his real baby daddy

furthermore, hinata what the fuck

Hana Makki: is u gonna disown him

omg bae this could be like one of my soap operas

kuroo testicles: oooo lmfao

basically

theres this thing where if u eat poppy seeds u can get positive for nearly anything

so if u ate things that have poppy seed in em whatever you take would most likely turn positive

u can take a drug test and come out positibe and i will laugh at you

grand kink: this is why youre my favorite guy tetsu chan!

kozume kenma: bitch

grand kink: science is great !! (´∀｀)♡

it teaches you lots of things !

like

biology

sugawara koushi: Did you know you can now die and make your burry hole and u can be planted as a tree

Hana Makki: tf is a burry hole

kozume kenma: when i die im going to donate my body science

kuroo testicles: im science.

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