Random raccoon you found x reader

The day you found him :)

I was walking on the side walk at night, coming back from getting some weed. I then saw a little baby raccoon cold and freezing In a ally way, I immediately scooped him up in my arms and looked and his little face. It was looking kinda cute tho 😩 "hey bbg how you doin" he said with sunglasses appearing on his face "nothing what about you shawty 🥵" I said while doing a lip bite "my names Bob or, as they call me, big dicky Bob" "oooo that's very epic and swag 😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵" I said while doing a very epic dance "I know bbg why don't you take me to your place and show me more epic swag dances 😩" he said "okay shawty 🥵" then we epicly went home