Random raccoon you found x reader

Sus

You walked up do big dicky bob "um h-h-h-h-h-hey shawty?🥺" you stuttered cutely "wassup bgg" he said hotly 😩😩😩 "umm I dwon't thwink this is gowwna wowrk o-o-o-o-out 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😿😿😿😿🦶🦶💋💋" you said you were just SOOOOOO quirky and shy and he was too swag and hot for you 🥺 and you had a secret from him 😱😱😱😱😱😱❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹💔💔💔💔💔💔❌❌❌ 🖤🖤🖤⛓⛓⛓ "WAIT WHAT BGG?" "U-U-U-U-UMMMMM I'M SOWWY IT BECWAUSE I TAKE A HOT STINKY SHIT IN THE BED EVERY NIGHT UWU OWO. IK IT'S QUIRKY AND SO AM I, BUWT I JUST CAWN'T TAKE IT ANYMWORE" "bbg Ik and I eat it and it tastes like rainbows 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋😋🤪🤪🤪🤪" I did a quirky anime iPad kid gasp "*IPAD KID ANIME GASP* "OMGGG LET'S GET MARRIED BBYYYYYYY"🤰