Loki one shots (fluff and smut)

"Tell me it's real, please tell me it's real"

The assistants swarm around you, as you stand, gazing determined, motionless, your head held high. You keep your thoughts clear, focused on your breathing as the assistants dress you in your armor. Nothing very complicated, just cuffs, elbow patches just in case. They add the final detail: a silver helmet is placed delicately on your head. It looked very much like a crown but you specifically asked for little horns, they were there to remind you what you are doing here and why you are continuing. Still standing and concentrated, your assistants all move away in the same movement and you hear the voice of the grand master rise.

"Hola, yeah yeah hello, welcome tonight for a new fight! Tonight our favorite fighter-"

The grand master does not have time to finish his sentence as the audience spreads in acclamation. A wry little smile forms on your lips as you roll your eyes.

"Yes, yes I know, you are excited, and so am I." The grand master laughs as the crowd calms down. "Like I said, tonight our favorite fighter is going to take on a fight against a new candidate who has just arrived today!"

You smile, still happy to have fresh flesh in front of you.

"Let me introduce you to toniiiight's candidate ... Lord of thunder!"

You burst out laughing when you hear your opponent's fight name. It looked like a Wish version of the God of Thunder you knew. You are struck by the nostalgia that this name gives you but you come back to yourself when you hear that your turn is coming as one of your favorite songs is played.

"Now please welcome our favorite champion, the one who remains unbeatable after 356 victories ... Y / N !! "announces the grandmaster

The large gate in front of you rises as you take a determined step outside, a serious look on your face. You don't see your opponent right away, but to be honest, you don't care, anyway it will only be one more victory, a victory like any other. You turn slowly towards the audience overlooking the entrance you had taken. You run your hands toward the ground and gently tap your foot to fly away, blue radiations escaping from the palms of your hands. Arrived at their level, the cheers of the public redouble if that is still possible. You gently wave your hand in their direction with a very slight bitter smile on your lips. It is then that your face falls in surprise upon hearing a recognizable powerful voice behind you.

"YEAAAAAAAH!"

Abruptly you turn your head towards the individual who shouted, who turns out to be your opponent. You almost fall from where you were and come back to the ground awkwardly, disturbed.

"SHE IS A FRIEND FROM ASGARD!" exclaims Thor, whom you haven't seen for a very long time.

"Thor ?!" you still respond, surprised, faint tears starting to come into your eyes.

You suddenly rush to fly towards him, and stumble slightly as you regain the ground to run the last steps before jumping into his arms. He hugs you as you hear puzzled noises from the audience but you don't care, you were seeing a friend that you never thought you would see again.

"What are you doing here y / n ?! Don't make me believe YOU can't escape from here. No not you, nothing will stop you-" asks Thor

"Thor I-"

"Come on, I suggest that you blow up one or two explosions, you propel me in the air towards the big master thing and I take care of him. And after-"

"Thor ..." you try again calmly

"After that it's already won and we can go home with-"

"THOR !!!" You scream, losing your composure, blue energy emanating from all around you. Silence then wins the stands, no one daring to speak.