Kerffery Jezos, didnt commit murder

part one

He hugged whore man and then promptly and said "uwu" and then y/n throws up "ew queers"

"~Ara ara~ are you ok?" said whore man with a sexy sweaty *lip bite*

'No i'm not fine, i'm y/n nothing is ever ok for me" y/n says frowning, their icy blue eyes tearing up "plus it isn't ABOUT ME" they threw their arms up in the air. "Nothing is ever about me, ANYWAYS, HMP"

"Damn any askers in chat??" whore man says and with that quackity ran into the room with a gun and starts singing

"AYO JSCHART IS THAT YOU?" Quack man says, "NO YOU DUMBASS BITCH, DON'T YOU SEE THAT'S BAKUGOU KATSUKI??!?!?!" kartl says

"I'm not that blonde dog, i'm y/n i'm too goood to be that dumb bomb!!!!!" y/n says so angy they wants to punch all of them and with that the gun thet quakcity brought goes off into y/n's ass

"~ARA ARA~ MY ASSSS HURTSSS"

"Can't you see, this is my final form!" hore men said while junko poses he throwsx his arrms through his legs and turns in to a life size pretsul.

''Daamn kinda hot" jschart says coming in to the roomnm and blushes cyuase the hot man on the flopor. whore man takes off his shirt

"THERE ARE KIDS HERE, CANT YOU SEE HMP" no/yes yells out, "YOU GUYS ARE SUCH BAKAS UGh", then out of no where, MEMORY BOY POPS OUT. "Hey guys, where are my WAFFLES FRIES and HEELIES", then again, "Wait, i-is t-th-that-" "HEY GUYS, MIHCHEAL HERE" "MICKEAL JACKSONO IS THAT YUO M LONG LOST LOVE" SAYS Y/SHIT

"It is baby, al ways has been always wilby" mikle jackoson says with a wink

"NO, THATS WHERE YOUR WRONG" Makoto breaks down the door like Kool-Aod Man, "CANT YOU SEE, THIS ISNT HOPE, THIS IS A JOURNEY", and then just like that CARL AZUZ SAYS "AYO ITS MR.WORLDWIDE- wait wrong script, there we go, HELLO EVERYONE AND IMA FUCK YOUR MOM"

"First off all....whore" says bbq dog says AND AFTER THEY SAID THAT THE WOLRD STWRTIED TO SHAKE quakityhy's ass started to rubbinggg and whore man started to lick his toes, the wold started to slipt in two and swolla y/n and closes right up asfer. Then alecquacity lets out the loudest and smelliest and grossest and worstest and deaattlys fart anyaone to everyone to smell the world just blowes up but bututttttttttttttttttttt THIs shipo showed up AND EATE HTEM UP AND NOW IN GAEM OF AMOUGUS, but then again, "ITS TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL", "EH PAIMON FROM GENSIN IMPACT WHO IS EMERGY FOOD?!?!?!", Then mickel jack pops in "Well, well, well, isnt food huh?", then everyone turns around and saw, "MASTER HAND?!?! AND LIL NAS X, WITH TANJORP?" AFTER THAT QUACKITY STARFTD THROWING UP LIKE A LILTT ESUSY NASTY BAKA IPAD EWIE YUCKY STINKY POOPIE. End scene wait, I can hear someone, "OH DILUC, HE WAS GIVING brith to a baby, b abyu giorl her father hwas carl azuz theswedr two masn loved ecash iother so much and i menannnn sopooooooio muchhbhh that two men had a child. No one could believe how ugly this hcild was they waesdf to throiw iit in to as river anbd let irt drown but

But

But

THEN GOD CAME DOWN FORM THE HEAVENS AND HE LOOKED AT LILLLL NASD X WITH LUSTFUL AEYES AND THEY HAD A PRETYT BABTE AND THAT BABY AND DILCUS BABY HAD, ANOTHER PUSSY- I mean a child, yes a child, Then out of nowhere, "CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, SO LOVE AND PEACES DARLING", with DREM?!?!? GogAyyyyyyyyy?????????? Did you twoi have a chi,d and its;'s name is tommy innit ???? TOMMMY INNIT COME OUT OF GOGYS WOMB " FUCKING AMERICAN'S THEY NEVER DO ANYTHIUGN RIGHTG!" "DIE" and this freshly born child named tommyinny blows everything every americwa the end the stoery it dune

Part 2, the electric chair boogaloo, spoiler, "DOM TORRETO?!?!?!" "ITLATIN PIZZA?!?!?!"

Writers: By three people, but you wont know who it is ara ara uwu owo