✔️ VIRGIN PITCHER || JUNGKOOK

45

"I bought ... umm ... a new pair of this pretty umm boxers?"

"Pretty?"
"I mean hot! Hot boxers?"
"Right......"

The air is a bit tense. Maybe just for him. Maybe there's no air!!

"So each one of them costs almost 700$?" Is there any boxers out there costs that much though? Sounds like there is, maybe under a big expensive brand like Gucci but then the shop he went is just a lingerie shop. Just that.

"I know you didn't buy anything for yourself. Come on tell me son, not gonna be mad. I literally gave you the card." He pulls the chair and slowly sitting down. Not sure if this is a good move but it's better than running.

"It's her idea. She-she said she likes it and she said she wants to be pretty and stuff, so I asked her to take everything in all existing colours in the shop and-and I just swiped the card. I'm sorry!"

His dad laughs out loud at his son. He may not be a crybaby but he may sheds some tears. "Why are you sorry for? I'm glad you made her feel that way."

"Huh?"
"Seriously. Now I know you really like her. Cause no man would want to spend that much if he's not in love. Unless if he's really like to spend on girls."

"No! I have only one girl."
"Of course! You have this loyal blood in you."

His dad sounds a bit relax and to be very honest, he's scared too. Shouldn't a dad be angry or pissed off because his son just spend a lot of money for a girl and the things aren't under the PG Rated category.

"You aren't mad at me?" His dad puts away the papers and drinks the water he gave just a while ago. "Should I be mad? Do you want me too?"

He shakes his head that fast. "No! I mean... I'm glad you didn't get mad at me but I spent a lot and I bought my girlfriend... ummm stuff that isn't... underage? How to say this..."

His dad is asking him to relax and chill. "You're gonna be an adult soon. Once you're done with high school you're moving to adulthood. You need to know things too so that it's not a culture shock for you later on."

He takes a breath.

"Imagine you know nothing. Then when you enter college with so many new things, you might either get overwhelmed or you might be this crazy boy who will try everything cause you don't want to be left out and end up being a bad guy who just like to play around. You get what I'm trying to say here?"

He nods his head with his doe eyes go round. Big. Puppy. Eyes.

"My point is that I'm not mad at you exploring things especially related to sexuality or anything similar. At least you have someone you trust to discover this world with you. I just hoped you know how to take care of yourself and her. Don't wanna be a grandad just yet though."

"I wouldn't want that too! Thanks dad. I really am thankful to have you as my dad. I'm glad you're not mad at me!" He throws this grin, definitely cute one.

"Well there's maybe something that I can be mad about." He shouldn't have said that last line. Now he's getting one for real. "Why did I not know there's a lingerie shop at the mall? I could've pampered my wife a lot!"

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Kookie 🍪 : What are talking about petal? You're pretty with it.

< I feel like everything is just out and ... I don't think it suits me >

Kookie 🍪 : Everything out just for me to see and I love every bits of it .. you're really pretty.

Kookie 🍪 : Well and of course sexy as hell, what the fck! How can you be so damn hot!

Kookie 🍪 : I'm pissed. How can I not be as hot as you!!? Should I wear something translucent with lace too?

< You're hot even when you're all covered Kookie >
< Especially when you're in that baseball suit. Biceps popping out, then your broad shoulder, slim waist. Shut up!! You're hot too! >

Kookie 🍪 : No! You're hotter!

< You're hottest! I want kisses please 😩 >

Kookie 🍪 : Awh baby ... I'll give a lot tomorrow! Should I pick you up early? So like we can kiss at the back seat more before school starts

< I don't think you're gonna only kiss me if we do that >

Kookie 🍪 : You're right. You caught me. I definitely gonna kiss your whole body.

< So the answer is no! I don't wanna go to school with purple marks all over my body? >

Kookie 🍪 : What about at some hidden places?

< Kookie. Calm down! If we do that we won't go to school at all tomorrow and we can't do that. I have to prepare the hall for prom! >

Kookie 🍪 : Fine. After my practice then? Go to my place? Please ........

< Only if we're gonna eat ice cream >

Kookie 🍪 : Oh yes that's for sure. It's even ready now.

< Not that ice cream. Real ice cream. I want Mango! >

Kookie 🍪 : I'm gonna buy a Mango smell shower cream or something after this!

Kookie 🍪 : oh, btw ... aren't you sleepy? Passed midnight already.

< I am. Gonna sleep now >

Kookie 🍪 : Great! And baby? Sorry if you feel like I'm forcing you to wear what we bought today. If you don't wanna wear it, then it's fine.

Kookie 🍪 : Good night princess.

< I think I'm gonna wear it. Since it's for you and I love to make you happy. Thank you for today Kookie. You're the best boyfriend! 🥰 >

< And ... good night *insert pic* >

Kookie : wtf
Kookie : Baby?!
Kookie : Baby!!!!!!!! Come back here
Kookie : How am I gonna sleep?
Kookie : I can't ...... come back here!!!!!!

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Bros before ho3s (Except Kook) group chat

< My gf just sent me a pic and I'm so hard rn >
< ps ; anybody knows a good Mango shower cream? >

Hobs : Your point is?

< She isn't replying to me anymore. How!! >

Hobs : First of all, f you cause you got nudes
Hobs : Second of all, f you cause you're hard
Hobs : Third of all, I don't like Mango. Bye

< No! How .. >

Dang .... "Solo then ...."