What a strange girl

This is fine...right?...right?!

And there I stood in front of the three captains, one of them I didn't know the gender of but since the anime portrays them as a female I guess their...a girl...but as a respectful bitch I am, I ain't gonna guess

Instead, I need to worry about my life right now...like seriously one of them looks like their about to kill me lol he's short too- ANYWAYS the other one look so serious I can't even, back to the topic... "so...mind explaining this to us y/n" hold up why does this sound like a parent scolding a their child- "yes oh oh! And after that tell me everything about your titan" welp at least Hange is still Hange "damn four eyes not right now" "oh right sorry"

...welp who knew I'd be seeing god again so soon...who am I kidding it was obvious I was gonna die it's attack on Titan but what I didn't know is that instead of being eaten by Titans or killed my marleyans...I'm gonna die due to the fact that Levi I in front of me-wait no it was very obvious...damn I wanted to live a bit longer though

Is this why people don't go overboard with pranks if so I now understand and will never do it again...as of the moment

"So you better give us a good reason why we shouldn't cut your head off" Levi successfully threatened "well to be honest I don't really have a good explanation for you plan up but I can tell you one thing and that is...Deez"

"Deez what?" Erwin innocently ask
"..."
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With that I had a sadist smile one knowing I have given them checkmate "...Deez nuts"

The room was very silent until...

"I'm gonna kill this bitch"

"Wait no Levi don't please she's a precious experiment and soldier with their titan form and the way she killed Titans?!?!"

"They're right Levi let's not kill her and besides I think she was...trying to lighten up the mood since it was so serious!!"

"SUT UP BOTH OF YOU I'm gonna kill her and not of you can stop me do don't even bother!!!" Levi said while holding his blade while Hange and Erwin are trying to hold him back not gonna lie it was a sight to see

"Hah with that I can die happy now this is the best" I said as if disappearing into dust like thanos snap...

"See she even fulfilled what ever she just did...SHES EVEN READY TO DIE"

After several attempts of calming him down and convincing him not to kill me, he had calmed down and we all decided to hide this fact from the other corps aside the survey corps members and in the end we made a deal I will serve them until the day I die and in exchange I can do what ever I want...just not destroy things.

It was surprisingly a fair deal heck a bigger advantage for me even haha this is such a great day that I even [almost] died (well we can't have this mf die so easily now can we)