chapter 1

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derpydragon was in bed with his boyfriend's dog charlie, he was curled up on derpy's chest and liked being pet by derpy's big scaly hands. she was scrolling e621 when her boyfriend rushed into the room with his babies resting on his shoulders. 

"do you want to play minecraft" mrguyperson asked derpydragon

"sure give me a minute"

"sure" mrguyperson slammed the door closed. derpy threw the dog off of her chest and then got up and put on his pretty sparkly black dress and platform heels. meanwhile mrguyperson set up the second monitor so derpydragon could play minecraft and he could help her play because derpy sucks at minecraft. 

yourbestfriendderpy stormed into the office and sat down on mrguyperson's lap and pushed his arms out of the way so he could have the entire keyboard to himself. mrguyperson knew that derpydragon could not craft because he is dumb.

when they decided to get good and spedrun the minecraft mrguyperson had to get derpydragon to the end and when they got to the end they killed the dragon but derpy cried because they actually murdered her mother. lol

derpy draggon hopped off of mrguypersons lap and screamed at him if she could go back to his room with his dog and his furry art. derpy whined and screamed like a toddler at mrguyperson when he finally let her go to watch more furries dancing. 

the end writen
by 
very skye (skyleree, skype, skye, sky, skye from paw patrol, corn, skbe, doesn't have a penis)
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❤✨cracks in my ceiling (mrguydragon)Where stories live. Discover now